Sorry, I'm laughing too hard to type! ROTFFLMFAO!
I'm sorry, I shouldn't pick on you, I know why you're here. I've had this website explained to me, and it makes sense now. So I apologize for raining on your fantasy. Do I believe your picture is real? No, of course not. Are you real? Of course not. Is my picture real? No, of course not, it's from the web, like yours, but that's cool.
I did enjoy the rant though, but no hard feelings. I get why you're here and I won't make fun of you anymore. Good luck with the confidence!
PS: No hard feelings, so let's just move on.