My new one is for my wife to realize I have a small dick and drag me to the local adult store, march up to the counter and say:
”Hi, I am hoping you can help me. My husband here ( points at me) is extremely small ( wiggles a chap stick in her hand) and doesn’t satisfy me, so I need something for him for when my boyfriend is out of town. what do you recommend?”
the woman working there takes us to the cock sheathes and points out various ones to her. my wife then says…
” no, I don’t think those will work, you are over estimating his size. He is so small it should be a crime against women.”
so she takes us to the strap ons.
” Yes, this is much better. Do you have any that are black? I’d like it to match my boyfriend”. sales lady points them out. “Great. ooh this one is about the right size. Here honey, I could use this one on you too so you can practice for him”
I would start to protest about practicing. She would turn around and slap me.
”Now honey, we talked about this. Ever since you cleaned me and Dwayne up after he brought be home from our date, you aren’t the man of the house. I mean real men don’t suck cock or eat sperm. That’s why you are no longer allowed to have sex with me. Dwayne is satisfies me and is the man of the house now. And since you’re not the man of the house, you must be a sissy, and sissies get fucked. So go be a good sissy and take this strap on to the counter.”
I then leave and she turns to the sales lady.
”We also need to get a chastity device for him and some panties. What do you have for that and in his size?”
they walk over to the cages.
”oh no, this needs to be permanent, not just during play time.”
so they walk to the bdsm area.
”well I was hoping for something in pink and with spikes to train him not to get hard. I think I’ll look online. As far as panties, just anything frilly in his size would work. Also grab some lube for him”
so they return to the register and grab some panties on the way.
she starts to ring me up while my wife goes to look at the lingerie.
”Hey honey, which do you think Dwayne would want me to wear when his big dick friends show up? Oh, you’re checked out already? Ok let’s go”