What is your 'ice-breaker'?

Possibly too simple but i always had good luck with a smile. If we were looking i would pan the room often a bar or casino. If i noticed a man of any color obviously looking at me i would smile. Black men often were a little quicker to respond in part i thought was because i didn't turn away. It was a different time and from what they told me not very common. On the islands we would be a minority in the public bars and it often turned into a choice or choices . I did have a advantage you may not have. A understanding husband to protect and guide me to be careful. I always found the color thing not a issue as far as courage. If we exchanged looks, words or danced if i got a bad vibe i would walk away. I'm sure you've gotten that feeling this guy is bad news.
 
My wife fell for a guy when she was out with a girlfriend at a bar. His pickup line was " Hey, you look like you know the difference between a wicker box and a wicker basket?" She said she liked a wicker basket. He told her that he would take her on a picnic. She told him that sounded like fun and she liked picnics. Then she asked About the wicker box. He replied that's what porky pug does to his girlfriend.

She told me the story much later, but it worked
 
I have a somewhat childish trick that works wonders.

I try to get alone with the black guy I like at the party, pretend to be druhnker than I really am and say something like:

"Know? I have a gypsy curse, it's hard, but if I see a black cock, I HAVE to suck it or I'll get a streak of bad luck, I'm just warning you, okay? Hahaha"

All accompanied by slurring my words, acting stupid and laughing like a fool, the last one just laughed a little, looked at the door, we were in the garage, he stood in front of me, took out his cock and I sucked him until I swallowed.
 
I have a somewhat childish trick that works wonders.

I try to get alone with the black guy I like at the party, pretend to be druhnker than I really am and say something like:

"Know? I have a gypsy curse, it's hard, but if I see a black cock, I HAVE to suck it or I'll get a streak of bad luck, I'm just warning you, okay? Hahaha"

All accompanied by slurring my words, acting stupid and laughing like a fool, the last one just laughed a little, looked at the door, we were in the garage, he stood in front of me, took out his cock and I sucked him until I swallowed.
What's the best comeback you've heard?
 
One once said, "hahaha I can help you with that curse, but how many times do you have to do it?" I told him as many as possible, he took me to his apartment, I spent the whole night sucking his cock, he refused to fuck me, it was so fucking fun.
Damn, that is some dude with self-control. Coz you seem eminently faceable. I how does one get sucked and not put it in the love hole? I mean, look at you, you're smokin' hot
 
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