So new (true) story...I am off work today and wake up to Jen climbing on me. I was confused, laying in bed on my back under the covers. She is climbing up me and squatting on my face and grabs the headboard to hold herself. I can kind of see that she has a black nightie on and her hair is down.
My arms are kind of pinned under her legs as she sits on my face. I say what are you DOING? And Jen replies, "I made you breakfast!" And giggles as she grinds her soaking wet pussy against my mouth.
At this point I hear a car running in the driveway that starts to back out onto the street and drive away, and I finally realize I missed quite a bit sleeping in today.
Word of advice to husbands; sleep with one eye open when you sleep in. You never know what your wife might pull on you.