LOL, while I was single before I met my current wife I used to keep a roll of toilet paper on my side table (20% the cost of tissues) and the first thing she said when she moved in was 'the toilet roll has to go' so purchased me a set of facewashers to wank into. I did have a couple of times where I had hired a cleaner to clean my house, only to come home that night and realise i'd forgotten to put it away that morning before I left the house.
Nothing like knowing the cleaner removed everything off the side table, dusted, then placed everything back on the table neatly including a roll of toilet paper. She knew I was single, so i'm sure she didn't have to think too hard why it was there and what it was for