I remember the first time I came home from work and wifey let me know that Terrance had come over. "He left a little present for you... I hope you can deal with it", she said. When I went to our bedroom, I expected a used condom. Instead, Terrance chose to take a dump on our bedroom floor. When wifey came up to check on me, she said, "It's no big deal, it's just his way of marking his territory."
I was stunned. It was so raunchy and such an animalistic thing to do. I couldn't believe that she had left it for me to find. I would have been too embarrassed and would have cleaned it up before wifey ever got home. But about a week later, she admitted that his irreverence "kind of turned her on". Of course, I was the one that cleaned things up.