you don't. the appearance of the b@by explains itself.
the only explaination is for the d@d. i was very direct & aggressive. very alpha about it.
i told them, it is as it looks, & anything beyond that is none of your FFFFing business!
our intimate life is ours alone, & does NOT include you or is subject to your approval.
i love my wife, & will support her needs & choices...as well as our ch!ldren!
if that bothers you, then FFFF the hell off!
...but if you say or try to do anything against it, then i will come for you & treat you as the durty durka you've become.
this from a combat veteran.
trust me, they'll never cross you. if they did, their stupidity requires extinction.
sorta like a do-do bird! (tastes like turkey!)
