Giving the neighborhood a shock

I moved in two weeks after she, the ex wife, moved out and this gated community hasn't been the same since! It's really not my fault all the other wives are at least 10 years older or spend all their days chasing after their babies. Just like it's not my fault if their husbands like to come "borrow" things from my husband when they know he's either at work or out of town! Nor is it my fault if their UPS packages arrive later than they expected lol......
My husband understands as long as Jezebel is happy, he'll always be happy and I do a damn good job of keeping him happy.


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Hey I understand ..... Just thought i would ask ---- :) If you're ever in Atlanta let me know~ Are you close to Charlotte? Im there quite often