Saw tonight's edition of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Interesting format tonight. He had Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep and George Clooney on separate, pre-taped Zoomed interviews giving them the Colbert Questionert. The Colbert Questionert is 15 questions that would reveal the complete person. (Remember, Colbert is a comedian and this was made for 'light' entertainment viewing.) That said, you almost can't help answering questions like this for yourself and it was...well, entertaining. So, in the spirit of entertainment mixed with thought and revelation during this time of quarantining, I thought I'd re-produce the 15 questions here for us perverted, diverse group of kinks on b2w. I'll begin with my answers. Feel free to elaborate on your answers if you want (as if this group needs any encouragement to do so...)
- What’s your favorite sandwich?
- Apples or oranges
- What number is Colbert thinking of? (There is no "right" answer here...it's more like "what number pops into your head right now?")
- Most dangerous *******
- Your favorite action movie
- What’s your favorite smell?
- What’s your least favorite smell?
- What do you own that you should really throw away?
- Exercise: is it worth it?
- Flat or sparkling
- Ever ask anyone for their autograph? If so, who?
- What happens to you when you die?
- The most used app on your phone (Camera is not an option)
- You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life – what is it?
- 5 words that describe the rest of your life
- What’s your favorite sandwich? (Good) Chopped liver w/ a slab of raw, white onion on egg bread
- Apples or oranges Oranges - they're juicy...and I loooove juicy
- What number is Colbert thinking of? 3
- Most dangerous ******* A hungry great white shark whose presence you're unaware of
- Your favorite action movie Silverado (best western ever made!)
- What’s your favorite smell? Pussy
- What’s your least favorite smell? ******* diarrhea poop
- What do you own that you should really throw away? t-shirts and sweater from high school
- Exercise: is it worth it? Yes
- Flat or sparkling Sparkling
- Ever ask anyone for their autograph? If so, who? Yes. Dom DeLuise. At his cook book book signing, I reminded him he cast me in his only directoral movie but screwed up the call time and I didn't get to do it -- he remembered and apologized and took a picture with me...some compromise, huh?
- What happens to you when you die? You float, too...Pennywise, where's the bar?
- The most used app on your phone (Camera is not an option) Toss up: Calendar, Spotify
- You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life – what is it? "The Shadow of Your Smile" by Lou Rawls
- 5 words that describe the rest of your life I WILL NEVER BE LONELY. I don't get tired of being alone...Though I'm gregarious and outgoing and often the life of the party and leader, people are draining