You know you're fake when...

[BBC ONLY CPL]

In line with comedians that joke about 'you know you're a redneck when..' - I thought it might be fun to start a forum for some laughs.. so I'll start.

You know your fake when - you post as a couple and post photos of your wife's ass while she's obviously asleep.

 

[jjcuriousocuple75]

You know a blk guy is a fake when in one pic they are cut and another they are uncut.

 

[BBC ONLY CPL]

You know a blk guy is a fake when in one pic they are cut and another they are uncut.

I was going to say that too.. thanks for adding to the fun.

 

[Sunshine girl]

You think he's a fake if his height changes in each post . Extra credit for lying about height instead of the BBC

 

[sexxy360]

you know a profile is fake when he/she tries to pass up a pic of a popular model as her

 

[jjcuriousocuple75]

you know they're fake when they have a pic of shane diesel or mandingo as there pics...

 

[BigBlackBull76]

In line with comedians that joke about 'you know you're a redneck when..' - I thought it might be fun to start a forum for some laughs.. so I'll start.

You know your fake when - you post as a couple and post photos of your wife's ass while she's obviously asleep.

@BBC ONLY CPL ; love the thread starter topic here...

You know your fake when you post a face pic then ask who want to chat, been on the site more than 6months but never post any messages on any of the threads and never got verified as a real person.

~real talk keep it 100

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[BBC ONLY CPL]

@BBC ONLY CPL ; love the thread starter topic here...

You know your fake when you post a face pic then ask who want to chat, been on the site more than 6months but never post any messages on any of the threads and never got verified as a real person.

~real talk keep it 100

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[Elelator_Cpl]

... the tattoos in the photos just don't work out

 

[Dick300]

You know you're fake when your profile pic doesn't match the videos in your album

 

[TopCat]

You know you're fake when...

you accept compliments for someone else's personal pic as if it were your own.....please be honest and tell them that's not you.

 

[TLove20]

You know you're fake when......your profile picture contains a face, but you won't get verified.

 

[TLove20]

You know you're fake when....the first message you send somebody is "black supremacy rules the world, all hail BBC" (true story)

 

[bm_from_southjersey]

You know you're fake when...your post contains the phrase "what would you do to me?"

 

[bm_from_southjersey]

You know you're fake when...when your profile says female but your posts are written in the male voice/from a males point of view.

 

[MacNfries]

You know they're a fake when the avatar shows a 'female' and the conversation goes something like this:

(fake) " Looking to meet several BBC to gangbang me all weekend in our area".
(bbc) "Your avatar is hot ... can I call and us talk first?"
(fake) "She's not here right now."​

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[RonaldX]

You know you're a fake...when you are on this site to allegedly "meet" black guys but never quite manage to get past the endless & seemingly pointless chat phase.

 

[falcondfw69]

- You know you're a fake when your profile claims 11 inches and your picture shows 3. lol.
- You know you're a fake when your profile claims 35 years old and your avatar pic shows the last time you saw 35 was 1935.
- You know you're a fake when your profile says you are a cougar and later you say you have 4 *******.

 

[Bi_Mankato_MN_couple]

You know they're a fake when they have pics, listed as black male/female/couple and haven't been verified.

 

[OldSchoolPlayer25]

This is a great thread....well done...thinking of ways to contribute a good "You know they're fake....."