I got a call from my husband that someone had broken into our house, but fortunately a neighbor had seen a suspicious car in our driveway and called the police. They busted the guys inside the house and arrested them. He was leaving work, but since I was closer I rushed home as well. When I arrived, there must have been 10 police officers in the house. When I walked in a uniformed officer said detectives where upstairs. When I got upstairs there were 3 plain clothes officers and 3 more uniformed officers Crowded into our bedroom, standing around our bed. They all immediately looked at me.
Apparently the robbers just dump out your drawers onto your blankets, bundle up the blanket and run out the door. Well they dumped the drawers from our night stands, we kept the toys in the bottom drawer so they were the last drawers dumped, so right on top of a pile of assorted things watches, a bit of cash, address books, there sat a “Clit Blaster”, a large two sided Dildo that was a gag gift from a girlfriend (I swear), my magic wand and assorted condoms. My husband hadn’t arrived yet and the detective said “I assume most of these items belong to you” I wanted to die. It got a bit worse as each item had to be inventoried for the police report.