Easy to see who wears the pants in your family ... LOL!
JOKE: A young couple are arguing about something, and suddenly the husband takes off his pants, hands them to his wife and says "HERE, put these on" ... she does, and of course the pants are way, way too big, and she says "They're too big ... they don't fit me".
The husband smirks and says "THAT'S RIGHT ... I wear the pants in this family, and don't forget it!"
The wife smiles and then takes her panties off, hands them to her husband and says "Here, put THESE on" ... the husband tries but can't even get the panties up past his knees. He says "I can't get in these, they're too small" .... and the wife smirks and says "RIGHT, as long as you have your attitude, you won't be getting in these panties either."
Lesson Learned