Some of the weirdest and funniest times were when I was FaceTiming him while I was having sex with another guy.
We (my boytoy and I) actually rolled onto the phone. I felt it but did not care. With a few other position moves it got cum on it when he was done and pulled out. I busted out laughing. Although, after that, when I made a phone call, I'm like "ewwwwww, I know what's been on this"
I've never been able to get the point, much less understand the trunacted pleasure some men might get, of pulling one's cock out of the woman to avoid cumming in her vagina.
Call me old-fashioned, but it's been bareback every time for me since I was skilfully and extremely pleasurably robbed of my woman-virginity at the ripe and deliciously randy age of fifteen by a very beautiful 35 year-old cougar.
I simply can't imagine myself getting my rocks off as intensely pleasurably as I have always needed to by cumming in any way other than bare and balls-deep in a woman.
Plus it's so fucking erotic and trippy for me to watch the shock and awe and ******* register in the face and body and voice of a beautifully responding woman I'm fucking when she feels my cum-spurts thudding into the back of her vagina.
Further to that, have never been the least bit attracted to that fake or arguably perverted type of woman who needs a man to splatter her belly or breasts or face with his semen for her to feel, in some unimaginable way, sexually fulfilled (if you will excuse the pun).
My sexological researching into and personal counselling experience of such woefully hung-up women has led me to understand that women who pretend to get off on having some part of their body, other than their cervix or back wall of their vagina, splattered with semen from an abruptly-withdrawn or masturbated penis, are either victims of childhood or early adolescent sexual abuse by male cum-freaks, or completely and untreataby frigid, most often from the same or similar sorts of abuse by infantile or frankly crazy older males.
That said, Erika, I register your success and amusement in having taken Phone Sex to a whole new level, albeit accidentally. But in my doctorly way I (for reasons I trust you understand) advise you and your aimless paramour to strenuously avoid getting hung up on it, especially because of your slightly unhealthy and somewhat strange "Ewwwwwww" reaction to your boytoy's wayward semen still contaminating (as you appear to have seen it doing) your phone even after you, or at a stretch he, had licked it all off.
How your eavesdropping husband interpreted your hilarity when you were FaceTiming him to get off on your act of coitus interruptus, I can only imagine. When he heard your boytoy orgasming he may well have cum with him and splattered his own phone with pent-up semen. Who knows? Did you think to ask him?
Until you know for sure and his phone has been through the necessary decontamination process, I advise that you scrupulously avoid handling it. You wouldn't want to have another one of those beastly "Ewwwwwwww" reactions now would you Erika.
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