Wedding ring on or off, for him?

Leave the ring on ladies! When I see that ring on her finger It signifies that I have been granted a temporary order of access to her most intimate and pleasurable company which I plan to execute and take full advantage of every single time! So by all means leave the ring on.
 
My wife switches her wedding ring from the ring finger of her left hand to the ring finger of her right hand. This symbolizes her change to an "unfaithful" wife. When the stud finishes unloading in her, he removes the ring and tosses it to me while telling me: "She is no longer your wife. She is now my whore; I will mark my ownership as I see fit when she gives birth to my kid".
 
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