LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: F*uuuuccccckkkk!
Wife: Tyron is so much bigger and better than you.
Husband: Gawd, this is to painful to watch!!!! I dont want to see any more of it.
Wife: Get used to it cucky!
Husband: Darling, were you saying something? I was watching a video of motorcycle crash and the riders legs were broken at weird angles!
Wife: F*UCK YOU!!!!! You worthless cuckstain!!! I hate you. Nothing ever makes you upset!!!!!
Husband: I know one thing that will make me angry. If you dont finish up with whats his name and get home asap. I need a sammich!
Wife: Yes dear!

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Wife: Hiya honey!
Husband: Oh my god. What in the world is happening!
Wife: This is Darnell. My friend from work.
Husband: I cannot believe what I am seeing and you're actually doing it! I AM PISSED"
Wife: Ohhhh poor cucky. You don't like it. (laughs).
Husband: I don't care about what youre doing with him. I want to know why you are drinking piss water beer! Show some respect for some premium quality craft brews. I've told you time and time again to stay away from the cheap stuff. Now who bought it?
Wife: HE DID!!!!
Husband: Figures.

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Husband: Hi darling. Looks like you have a protein shake in your mouth. Go ahead and swallow.
Wife: (Gulp). That's from Tyrone.
Husband. Yuck!! Ewwwww!! Disgusting!!
Wife: Well I like it! Its more than you ever gave me.
Husband: It's not you I'm commenting on. It's a dead pussy cat on the street that has masses of maggots eating it and a revolting smell too.
Wife: Well thank god youre not talking about me!
Husband: By the way, I saw your physical exams you left on the table. Did you tell your partner about your yeast infection and stentch from that?
Wife: F*UCK YOU CUCK BOY!!!!
Tyrone: Get some Massengill in you woman!!! This room is starting to smell like a fish market!


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