Wife: Hi Honey. Peek a boo!
Husband: What the f*uck!!!! Why are you doing this to me? What did I do to deserve this!!! This is not good!!!
Wife: Because I am cucking you. Darnell is so much better than you.
Husband. Darling, were you saying something to me? I am watching the ball game and the team I have a hundred on just gave up 3 runs in the 8th and are now down by two! Dammit!!!!
Wife: F YOU!!! YOU SEMAN STAINED CUCKTARD!!!! NOTHING I DO CAN GET YOU ANGRY!!!
Husband. I will be angry at you if you don't pickup a case of my favorite beer when you come home.
Wife: Yes dear. Love you!
Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What the hell is this?
Wife: I told you I'm going to Darnells place.
Husband: I cant believe what I am looking at!! Now I am pissed!!!!
Wife: Darnell is a better man than you! He can have my body anytime!
Husband: Babe, did you say something to me? I'm looking at our property tax bill and it went up!
Wife: Dang!
Wife: Hi cucky, errr I mean honey!
Husband: Damn! Damn! Damn! This is not good.!!!
Wife: Darnell tastes so good!
Husband. I cant believe it!
Wife: Get used to it you cuck!
Husband: Are you saying something to me? I took the car in for an oil change and they want $100 to do it!
Wife: F*UCK YOU!!! NOTHING I DO MAKES YOU JEALOUS!!!!
Husband: Honey were you talking to me?
Wife: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Wife: Hi!
Husband: WOW! I cant believe it!
Wife: Well I told you I like black cock.
Husband. Absolutely incredible.
Wife: And I am going to suck it!
Husband: Honey bunch, did you say something? I'm watching a video on how crocodiles eat zebras!
Wife: YOU GOD DAMNED CUCKSTAIN OF A WORTHLESS BOY! Nothing I do makes you jealous!!!!
Husband: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. This video is fascinating!
Wife: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Looks like you are having a swell time!
Wife: Darnell and his friends are using me.
Husband: That's all fine and dandy.
Wife: Doesnt it bother you?
Husband: What is bothering me is I want a sammich and you're not here. Hurry up and finish with what’s their names.
Wife: F*UCK YOU, YOU CUCKTARD! Nothing I do makes you jealous.
Darnell: Hey a sammich sounds good!
Tyrone: I will have one too!
Wife: FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU!!!
Husband: Isnt that what you were doing?
Wife: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Errrr what am I looking at?
Wife: I am sucking Darnells cock! Its that big! He's a lot better lover than you will ever be!
Husband: Is that a fact?
Wife: YES!
Husband: Well I have something he doesn't have. A nice investment portfolio. I am thinking of buying you a new car. Come on home and lets go car shopping.
Wife: I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I will be home as soon as I suck him off.
Husband: One thing, stop at the l*iquor store and pick up some of my favorite craft beer.
Wife. Yes dear. You're the best:
Darnell: I want some beer too.
Wife: Just keep your cock hard.
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