Wife: Hi honeybunch!
Husband: Holy s*hit that's big!!
Wife: That's Darnells cock. And I am getting it in a moment!
Husband. That's nice.
Wife: All you can say is that it's nice?
Husband. With a cock that big, ever notice he cannot get hard for it to stand up right?
Wife: You know .... hmmmmm.
Husband, ever notice that when its as big as it gets, he passes out?
Wife: Hmmmmm.
Husband: That's because there is not enough b*lood to keep his big head functional.
Wife: You know honey, you're right!
Husband, come on home, I will take you to dinner and I promise I wont pass out.
Wife: On my way! Love you.
Wife: Hey Darnell, get a cock size reduction procedure. You will be a better lover.