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Wife: Hi honeybunch!
Husband: Holy s*hit that's big!!
Wife: That's Darnells cock. And I am getting it in a moment!
Husband. That's nice.
Wife: All you can say is that it's nice?
Husband. With a cock that big, ever notice he cannot get hard for it to stand up right?
Wife: You know .... hmmmmm.
Husband, ever notice that when its as big as it gets, he passes out?
Wife: Hmmmmm.
Husband: That's because there is not enough b*lood to keep his big head functional.
Wife: You know honey, you're right!
Husband, come on home, I will take you to dinner and I promise I wont pass out.
Wife: On my way! Love you.
Wife: Hey Darnell, get a cock size reduction procedure. You will be a better lover.


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Wife: Hi honey! You like?
Husband: Whowwwww!! That's big!
Wife: This is what Tyrone is going to give me.
Husband: Look at the tip of his cock. Is that a pus filled canker I see?
Wife: Ewwwwww, it is!!!!
Tyrone: In all fairness, I didnt know that bitch over the weekend was a skank! Hey a hard dick has no conscience!

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Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: What in the heck have you done? This is unacceptable behavior!!
Wife: Jealous of me? Well get used to it!
Husband: No. A black mans cum should be your mouth, not your face!
Wife: You know, you're right. Sorry!
Husband. The spankings will continue till your behavior improves.
Wife: Love you honey!

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Wife: Hi honey.
Husband: Nice picture dear.
Wife: After sucking them, they will double penetrate me!
Husband: Well make sure you s*hit before you do that.
Wife: GODDAMMIT YOU USELESS CUCK STAIN ON HUMANITY!!! DON'T YOU EVER GET JEALOUS OF ME???
Husband: I am jealous of your sandwiches you make for me. Hurry up with these dipshits and come home
Wife: Awwwww, you're so sweet!
Tyrone: I want a sandwich to!
Darnell: That sounds good.
Wife: The only sandwich you will get is ME! Now which one of you will be on the bottom.
Husband: Honey I love how you put the bulltards in their place!

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Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Are you out playing again? Dammit!
Wife: Yes I am you cuck. I told you many times that Darnell has what it takes to satisfy me!
Husband: Well is that so? I have something that he doesn't have nor will he ever.
Wife: Whats that, lol.
Husband: A great paying job. I just got my quarterly bonus check. Come on home. Lets plan out your dream vacation.
Wife: On my way!!! I love you!!! You're such a great husband!
Darnell: Hey, what about me?
Wife: Just stay hard. That's all you're good for!

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Wife: Hi honey bunch!
Husband: Jesus H Christ, what the f*uck is going on!
Wife: I'm with Darnell, you loser cuck, lol
Husband: I cant believe this!!!
Wife: Darnell tends to my needs, unlike you!
Husband: Well I am out of beer. When you're done with Chief Big Cock, stop at the ******* store and grab a 12 pack for me.
Wife: Yes dear. Darnell maybe my over, but your my husband.
Husband: I love you honey. You're the best wife ever!

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