Wife: Hi honey bumpkins!
Husband: OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT THE F*UCK IS THIS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING!!!
Wife: Hahahahah you cuck! Enjoy it!
Husband: Did you say something darling? I am playing my video game and I just drove my tank into a Nazi minefield and had a tread blown clean off. Fuck, now I am disabled and is as good as dead.
Wife: ISNT THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS?????? I HATE YOU!
Husband: Get home now and make me a sammich!
Tyrone: A sandwhich sounds good.
Wife: Tyrone, you can use me for your delights. But only my husband gets fed by me!
Husband: You're the best babe! Love you. Just finish up with Mr potato head and I will make you sammich instead!
Wife: Well you heard my man!
Tyrone: You dont have a cuck for a husband. He is Mister Savage!