LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

Husband: Hi darling. Looks like you have a protein shake in your mouth. Go ahead and swallow.
Wife: (Gulp). That's from Tyrone.
Husband. Yuck!! Ewwwww!! Disgusting!!
Wife: Well I like it! Its more than you ever gave me.
Husband: It's not you I'm commenting on. It's a dead pussy cat on the street that has masses of maggots eating it and a revolting smell too.
Wife: Well thank god youre not talking about me!
Husband: By the way, I saw your physical exams you left on the table. Did you tell your partner about your yeast infection and stentch from that?
Wife: F*UCK YOU CUCK BOY!!!!
Tyrone: Get some Massengill in you woman!!! This room is starting to smell like a fish market!


542f508ec5be56ea638e6f6a134f37a1.jpg
 
Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What in the world is happening? I cant believe what you are doing!
Wife: You like it?
Husband: No I don't! I cant believe you did this!
Wife: I like my holes being filled by black cock.
Husband. I don't care about that. I am looking at our bank statement. Why are you spending so much money on food?

IMG_6186.jpg
 
Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What in the world is happening? Jesus effing Christ!!!!
Wife: Youre a cuck and you know it! Darnel does things to me that you are not allowed to do.
Husband: I cannot believe what I am watching right now! This is terrible!!
Wife: Darnells cock is up my ass and it feels so good!
Husband: Darling, were you saying something? I'm watching baseball right now and the team I have a hundred on just blew it in the 9th. Rat bastards!
Wife: F*UCK YOU YOU CUCKTARD!!!! Nothing I do makes you jealous!
Husband: Finish up with whats his name and come home and make me a sammich!
Darnell: You know a sammich sounds good too!!!
Wife: F*UCK YOU BOTH!!!!!!


14510115.jpg
 
Wife: Hi honey.
Husband: Ummmmm why did you send me this?
Wife: Because you are a cuckold and your thingy is tiny. I can barely fit Tyrones cock into my mouth!
Husband: God dang it, What the f*uck!!! F*UCK! F*UCK! F*UCK!, I cant believe whats going on!!! Now I am p*isssed!!!
Wife: Thats right cucky boy! Gt used to it!
Husband: Darling, were you saying something to me? I'm playing my video game and I drove my tank into a Nazi minefield and I blew one the treads clean off!!!!
Wife: I HATE YOUR F*UUCKING ASS YOU CUCTARD!! Nothing I do makes you angry!!
Husband: I'm sorry, did you say something to me?
Wife: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

18604669.jpg
 
Wife: Fuck you honey!
Husband: Youre in a good mood today I see.
Wife: Darnell is a real man! Youre not!
Husband: You ever notice his dick has never been hard?
Wife: Now that you mention it!
Husband: His dick is so big, there's not enough b*lood to make it really hard. And enough b*lood leaves his head he sounds like stuttering retard!
Wife: Not true. He sounds like a stuttering retard all the time!
Husband. Clean up and lets hit the bowling alley this evening!
Wife: Sounds like a plan! Love yeah!

17566839.jpg
 
Back
Top