LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: This is remarkable!
Wife: You like that? It's triple the size of your pathetic thingy.
Husband: This is really fascinating!
Wife: This is Tyrone's cock. This is what I get on a regular basis.
Husband: Darling, were you saying something? I'm watching a documentary on how snakes eat mice.
Wife: GOD DAMN IT, NOTHING I CAN DO MAKES YOU JEALOUS!
Husband: Ever notice that his cock is never truly hard, its so big, the b*lood vessels of the corpora cavernosa are not strong enough to maintain a hard erection.
Wife: Now that you mention it .....
Tyrone: F*UCK YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! Let's go!


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Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmm .... what is this?
Wife: This Darnell.
Husband: What the f is going on here? I cant believe whats going on!!!
Wife: Darnell is so much better than you.
Husband: Dammit!!!! I cant believe whats happening!!! No, No, No!!!!
Wife: Get used to it!
Husband: Sweetie, were you saying something? I'm playing my video game and I walked into a Nazi ambush and my squad is getting shot up!
Wife: F*UCK YOU, YOU USELESS CUCK!!!! NOTHING I SAY OR DO UPSETS YOU!!!
Husband: Darling when you are done with whats his name, come home and make me a sammich!
Darnell: You know, a sandwhich does sound good.
Wife: ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, F*UCK YOU BOTH!

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Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Just what the F is going on?
Wife: I'm with Tyrone. Hes a better lover than your cucky as*s ever was.
Husband: Is that the way you feel about me?
Wife: Yes!
Husband: Ok, then I wont tell you I got a huge bonus at work and I am planning a dream vacation for the two of us.
Wife: I love you honey and I'm coming right home. You're so sweet!
Husband: Do me one thing though. Brush your teeth.
Wife: Of course my cucky ... errr I mean my hubby. Love you!


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Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: F*uuuuccccckkkk!
Wife: Tyron is so much bigger and better than you.
Husband: Gawd, this is to painful to watch!!!! I dont want to see any more of it.
Wife: Get used to it cucky!
Husband: Darling, were you saying something? I was watching a video of motorcycle crash and the riders legs were broken at weird angles!
Wife: F*UCK YOU!!!!! You worthless cuckstain!!! I hate you. Nothing ever makes you upset!!!!!
Husband: I know one thing that will make me angry. If you dont finish up with whats his name and get home asap. I need a sammich!
Wife: Yes dear!

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Wife: Hiya honey!
Husband: Oh my god. What in the world is happening!
Wife: This is Darnell. My friend from work.
Husband: I cannot believe what I am seeing and you're actually doing it! I AM PISSED"
Wife: Ohhhh poor cucky. You don't like it. (laughs).
Husband: I don't care about what youre doing with him. I want to know why you are drinking piss water beer! Show some respect for some premium quality craft brews. I've told you time and time again to stay away from the cheap stuff. Now who bought it?
Wife: HE DID!!!!
Husband: Figures.

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