LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hey bud, this is Darnell. I’m her bull. I’m using her phone.
Husband: what in tarnation is going on?
Wife: your wife cannot shut up! She’s talking about s*hit I don’t care about.
Husband: I feel your pain. Why not put your cock in her mouth to stop her yapping?
Wife: I did and she still kept yacking.
Husband: can’t help ya then.
Wife; Now I am f*ucked!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: hi honey!
Husband: ummmm what’s this all about?
Wife: That’s Darnell. I’m always happy when I’m with him.
Husband; Good god! Now I’m f*ucking pissed. This can’t happen! Dammmittt!!!
Wife: getting jealous? You worthless cuck. I’m with a real man.
Husband. Darling we’re you saying something? I’m playing a video game and I stupidly led my squad into an ambush and we got slaughtered!
Wife; why can’t you ever get jealous???
Husband: come home and make me a sammich!
Darnell. You know what, I want a sammich too!
Wife F*UCK BOTH OF YOU!
Husband: I want a pastrami on rye.
Darnell: I will second that too!
Wife: ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

 

[King Shango]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Wow! You're looking great. But why are you nude?
Wife: I am with Tyrone.
Husband: Tyrone? Who is he?
Wife: My new Bull. I'll be back home soon. Then you can do cleanup on me.
Husband: You're such a good wife!

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If only Sarah Palin were that gorgeous!!!

 

[King Shango]

Sending her husband a snapshot of the aftermath of getting Blacked.

 

[Ebonythunder]

If only Sarah Palin were that gorgeous!!!

She is very attractive.

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Ummm, whats this all about?
Wife. This is how big Tyrones c*ock is!
Husband. Is that so? Well I have something smaller than him, but will make you far more excited.
Wife: You mean your tiny dick? LOL
Husband: No silly. I miscalculated our taxes and we got a huge refund. I am holding the check in my hands. And we are going to get you a new car.
Wife: Be right home! Love you!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Good gawd, wtf did you just send me?
Wife: That's Mike. The manager where I work. He's the one who hired me, remember?
Husband: I remember now. You said you are a cocktail waitress.
Wife: Exactly.
Husband: But who is taking the picture?
Wife: The busboy. And he will be next.

 

[Imagination]

 

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[Ebonythunder]

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Excellent!

 

[Coach O]

Sending her husband a snapshot of the aftermath of getting Blacked.


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Nose ring just right for a small leash to hook to.

 

[King Shango]

White sluts always look good when they worship black men together as a combined unit.

 

[Ebonythunder]

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That is absolute total domination of a woman! I love it!

 

[CJ1215]

 

[michael87]

Wife: Hi honey. Ill be home soon.

Husband. Ummmm what are you doing?

Wife: I just sucked off Dwaynes cock.

Husband: I can see that. And I see you're taking a selfie with your camera.

Wife: I told you I'm not keeping secrets from you. Whats the issue?

Husband. Who took the picture you sent me. There is a 3rd person there.

Wife: I gotta go. Love you!


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Dammit that’s a hot shot!!!

A beautiful eager open-thighed young woman displaying her perfectly breathtaking and deliciously fuckable vulva, and a superbly-built young black lover tempting her with his huge and perfectly-formed menacing cock.

I’d pay a lot of money to watch him bareback her. I really would.

I mean, just look at those perfect love-lips and imagine them stretched up and clasping that young stud’s super-girthy thrusting erection.

PHWOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Well hello I suppose.
Wife, Do You like?
Husband. Jesus m*other fucking god damned s*hit I don't like!!
Wife: Oh so my cucky don't like what I do?
Husband: Are you talking to me? I am playing my video game and I am getting fucked up by a Nazi Tiger tank!!!!
Wife: FUCK YOU, YOU USELESS PIECE OF CUCK SCUM!!! I FUCKING HATE YOUR ASS. YOU NEVER GET JEALOUS OF ME!!!!
Husband: Blah blah blah. Come home and make me a sammich.
Bull #1: A sammich sounds pretty good right now.
Bull #2: He is right.
Both bulls: You sir are not a cuck! You are Captain Savage!
Wife: Fuuuuuuckkkkkk!!!!!!!!

 

[Imagination]

 

[icebergslim]

5'6 here. Please give me men who can make these photos work

I'm 7 inches taller than you think that works

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Whats this all about? I thought you went on a hike with your girl friends.
Wife: I did but they left. And he asked if he could hike with me.
Husband. OHHHH DAMMIT! I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. This is not good.
Wife: Ohhhh you're jealous cucky? Well this is a real man, unlike you!
Husband: Honey were you saying something to me? I was watching the ball game and the team I have money on just gave up 3 runs in the 9th and are down by 2. Dammit!!!
Wife: F*UCK YOU! You cock stained cuck!!!! Nothing I do makes you jealous or angry.
Husband: I am jealous of how good your cooking skills are!
Wife: Awwww, you're so sweet.
Husband: One more thing. Brush your teeth when you get home.

 

[Imagination]