LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

Wife: Hi honey. Ill be home soon.

Husband. Ummmm what are you doing?

Wife: I just sucked off Dwaynes cock.

Husband: I can see that. And I see you're taking a selfie with your camera.

Wife: I told you I'm not keeping secrets from you. Whats the issue?

Husband. Who took the picture you sent me. There is a 3rd person there.

Wife: I gotta go. Love you!


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Dammit that’s a hot shot!!!

A beautiful eager open-thighed young woman displaying her perfectly breathtaking and deliciously fuckable vulva, and a superbly-built young black lover tempting her with his huge and perfectly-formed menacing cock.

I’d pay a lot of money to watch him bareback her. I really would.

I mean, just look at those perfect love-lips and imagine them stretched up and clasping that young stud’s super-girthy thrusting erection.

PHWOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
 
Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Well hello I suppose.
Wife, Do You like?
Husband. Jesus m*other fucking god damned s*hit I don't like!!
Wife: Oh so my cucky don't like what I do?
Husband: Are you talking to me? I am playing my video game and I am getting fucked up by a Nazi Tiger tank!!!!
Wife: FUCK YOU, YOU USELESS PIECE OF CUCK SCUM!!! I FUCKING HATE YOUR ASS. YOU NEVER GET JEALOUS OF ME!!!!
Husband: Blah blah blah. Come home and make me a sammich.
Bull #1: A sammich sounds pretty good right now.
Bull #2: He is right.
Both bulls: You sir are not a cuck! You are Captain Savage!
Wife: Fuuuuuuckkkkkk!!!!!!!!

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Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Whats this all about? I thought you went on a hike with your girl friends.
Wife: I did but they left. And he asked if he could hike with me.
Husband. OHHHH DAMMIT! I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. This is not good.
Wife: Ohhhh you're jealous cucky? Well this is a real man, unlike you!
Husband: Honey were you saying something to me? I was watching the ball game and the team I have money on just gave up 3 runs in the 9th and are down by 2. Dammit!!!
Wife: F*UCK YOU! You cock stained cuck!!!! Nothing I do makes you jealous or angry.
Husband: I am jealous of how good your cooking skills are!
Wife: Awwww, you're so sweet.
Husband: One more thing. Brush your teeth when you get home.




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Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Ummmm, what is this all about? You said you were going to the gym.
Wife: I did. This is my personal trainer who is using me as a set of weights.
Husband: Is that so? Well tell him that it looks like a bird pooped on his head!
Wife: EWWWWWWWW, You are right!
Husband. Make sure you wash your hands!
Wife: Youre always looking out for me like the good cucky you are .... errr, I mean hubby you are!

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Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What in tarnation is this!
Wife: Getting jealous? Like to see me with a big black cock? I am finally getting a real man after 50 years of marriage to your tiny white noodle!
Husband: I cannot believe you are doing this too me!
Wife: Get used to it you pathetic cum stain cuck!
Husband: Are you saying something to me honey bunch? I'm looking at the credit card statement and you bought 50 boxes of depends. I know I told you to just get five and reorder as needed.
Wife: Oh I did. Sorry honey, my memory isnt that its used to be.

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Wife: Hi honey bunch!
Hubby: Uhhhh, what is going on here? I thought you were going for a walk.
Wife: I did go for a walk. To Tyrones place.
Hubby: I see. So you think you can just suck a black d*ick and send it to me thinking
I will get jealous? WTF is wrong with you?
Wife: Look at the picture and tell me what youre not getting?
Hubby: What?
Wife: Someone is with us is taking the picture.
Hubby: AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
Wife: LOL cucky. You have cleanup detail when I get home.

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Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What the f is going on here!
Wife: I just wanted you to see Darnell.
Husband: I cant believe what I am seeing!!!! Dammit!
Wife: You know I like black men and you encouraged me.
Husband: F*uck me!!! I am so totally stupid!!
Wife: You should have thought about that before.
Husband: Honey bunch, were you talking to me? I am playing a video game and I just walked into a minefield and my squad is getting blown up. GRRRRRRRR!!!!
Wife: YOU USELESS CUCK!!!! F*UCK YOU! You dont care for what I want!
Husband. I know what I want. A sammich. So finish up with him and get home.
Wife. Yes dear.


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