LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: This is Darnell. I'm using your wife's phone. She says hello.
Husband: WTF is going on here. Give the phone to my wife!
Darnell: She cant speak because shes tied up at the moment.
Husband: And shes gagged. I like your style.
Darnell: She may be gagged but shes still yapping away like a little dog.
Husband: And you have her doggy style too.
Darnell: Is there anything I can do to shut her up?
Husband: Cant help you there, aside from sticking your cuck, err I mean cock in her mouth.
Darnell, so besides f*ucking her, I am f*ucked to!
Husband: I'm afraid so!

 

[Mick&MicksVix]

"Let's send a pic to my husband"

 

[Manwaife]

 

[nurseit]

At last wife has a real man to fuck her

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi! This is Tyrone.
Husband: What the F is going on? God damn it! I hate this!!!
Wife: Ohhh, a little bit of jealousy? LOL cucky!
Husband: I hate it, I hate it!
Wife: Well you wanted this.
Husband: Honey bunch, were you talking to me? I put a hundred down on my team and they just gave up six runs and are now 2 runs down! F*uck!
Wife: YOU COCK STAINED CUCKTARD!!! I HATE YOU!
Husband. Honey when you come home brush your teeth!!
Wife: OK honey. Love you!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What the!!!! I cant believe it!!!
Wife: Jealous are you? LOL!
Husband: I certainly didn't expect this to happen!
Wife: I met them today. We are going to have some one on one action. You like that dont you?
Husband: Honey, were you saying something to me? We got a larger tax refund than expected! And you know what, since you are such a good hotwife, come on home and lets go shopping for a new car!
Wife: THANK YOU HONEY!!! Youre so sweet. I will be right home for you! Love yah!
Wife: Uh, guys, maybe another time!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: And hello to you sweetie!
Wife: Dont you want to know who that man is?
Husband: Nope!
Wife: I HATE YOU CUCKY!!! YOU'RE NEVER JEALOUS OF ANYTHING I DO!
Husband: I am jealous of your sammich making skills. In fact I want one when you get home.
Bull: I want one to!
Wife: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Husband: Hey honeybunch, tell whats his name that his tattoo makes him look gay.

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: What the F? I thought you went on a walk with Susan?
Wife: We did and we ran into Tyrone.
Husband, Who the f is that?
Wife: Susan's boyfriend.
Husband: So why is he f*ucking you and not her?
Wife: Shes on her period.
Husband: OK, makes sense.
Wife: Hey we gotta go. Some coyotes can smell her stink and are coming at us.

 

[Lebain]

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Hi.
Wife: This is Darnell.
Husband: YESSSSSSS!!!! Woooo Hoooo!!! Way to go!
Wife: I knew you would like to see him. And he is going to f*uck me real good!
Husband: Honey bunch, were you saying something? I was watching the baseball game and the team I have one hundred on just scored three runs to tie the game!
Wife: YOU CUM STAINED CUCKASS!!! NOTHING I DO BOTHERS YOU!!!! WHY WHY WHY?
Husband: Sweetie, tell what's his name that his hair style looks like a frying pan landed on him.
Wife: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!! I HATE YOU!!!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmm, whats this?
Wife: I just met him.
Husband: hmmmmm, you just kiss the first black guy you meet?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: His oversize hat means hes gay:
Wife: UGGGHHHHH, you're right. His breath smelled like s*hit!

 

[Imagination]

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmmm whats going on here? What The Fuck!
Wife: I invited Darnell and his friend over.
Husband: I'm on my business trip and I cant believe this crap!
Wife: Oh honey, are you getting jealous? LOL!!
Husband: Darling, were you saying something to me? I'm reading a memo from my boss about whats reimbursable. F*uck those bastards!
Wife: I HATE YOU! NOTHING I DO GETS YOU ANGRY!!!!!!!
Husband: One thing I will be angry at is if you don’t wash the sheets before I come home.
Wife: Yes dear.

 

[HammerHer]

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Oh hell yes, spank that little slut's ass as you pound that hot pussy hard and deep!!!!! From the amount of marks on her ass she loves it!!!!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: This is remarkable!
Wife: You like that? It's triple the size of your pathetic thingy.
Husband: This is really fascinating!
Wife: This is Tyrone's cock. This is what I get on a regular basis.
Husband: Darling, were you saying something? I'm watching a documentary on how snakes eat mice.
Wife: GOD DAMN IT, NOTHING I CAN DO MAKES YOU JEALOUS!
Husband: Ever notice that his cock is never truly hard, its so big, the b*lood vessels of the corpora cavernosa are not strong enough to maintain a hard erection.
Wife: Now that you mention it .....
Tyrone: F*UCK YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! Let's go!

 

[sean2020]

 

[sean2020]

 

[Ebonythunder]

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What a waste of sperm. If I received that I’d laugh.

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmm .... what is this?
Wife: This Darnell.
Husband: What the f is going on here? I cant believe whats going on!!!
Wife: Darnell is so much better than you.
Husband: Dammit!!!! I cant believe whats happening!!! No, No, No!!!!
Wife: Get used to it!
Husband: Sweetie, were you saying something? I'm playing my video game and I walked into a Nazi ambush and my squad is getting shot up!
Wife: F*UCK YOU, YOU USELESS CUCK!!!! NOTHING I SAY OR DO UPSETS YOU!!!
Husband: Darling when you are done with whats his name, come home and make me a sammich!
Darnell: You know, a sandwhich does sound good.
Wife: ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, F*UCK YOU BOTH!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Just what the F is going on?
Wife: I'm with Tyrone. Hes a better lover than your cucky as*s ever was.
Husband: Is that the way you feel about me?
Wife: Yes!
Husband: Ok, then I wont tell you I got a huge bonus at work and I am planning a dream vacation for the two of us.
Wife: I love you honey and I'm coming right home. You're so sweet!
Husband: Do me one thing though. Brush your teeth.
Wife: Of course my cucky ... errr I mean my hubby. Love you!