Best? Hmmmmm...it's tough to pick a "best" but...I have some tops. Here's few: I was at a lifestyle hotel takeover event. It was in the late afternoon and while there were plenty of people milling about, many were preparing for the nights activities. I was sitting at the bar having a beer when an older white gentleman sits next to me and we strike up a conversation. He turns out to be a cool guy and we talk about sports, life, and current events. He tells me his wife is up in the room having some fun, but I should find them later so he can introduce me. Cool. Flash forward to later that night... I find him and he calls over his wife who just happens to be one of the hottest wives at the event...blonde, 5'3" 118lbs, super fit tight body, nice fake boobs, stunning. I met her and we chatted...I was holding her hand and decided to give her a feel of my rock hard BBC....she grabbed it and let me to a playroom...he watched and we played...we were hot so a little crowd developed around to watch us. We wound up playing again back in my room...and another time in their room. That was three years ago and we're still friends...she was even planning a Chicago visit until Covid hit.
Another top time.... this was back in the CL days. I'd answered an ad looking for a guy to come over during lunch, dressed in business attire, with very little talking wanted. A come in bang the wife and go type of deal. Cool. This was back in the day(early 2000's) so I was still fairly new to all this.
The ad said the lucky lady was a nurse, 5'5" 120lbs, blonde, with big natural double d's. Ok. Sounds great, I thought..even as a newbie I knew to take things with grain of salt...I wasn't expecting what the ad said. But...it was just a few blocks from my house at the time so I figured, what did I have to lose?
So...the day arrives. I get dressed in the proper attire and walk over. I get buzzed in a head up. I knock on the door and it's opened by this fucking beautiful 5'5" 120lbs blonde in a sexy Halloween type nurse's outfit. It was a downtown loft apartment with the exposed brick and a wide open layout...and smelled of cookies. As per the ad there was very little talking. We went straight to the bedroom and had fun. A lot of fun. I came like three times. When it was over...very little was said again...I got dressed. She kissed and thanked me, offered me a fresh baked cookie. And away I went. LOL...hot.
And...I gotta add something that just happened a few days ago.
So...it's like 9 in the morning, I get a kik msg from a guy asking what I'm doing and if I wanted to come and do his wife...he sends some pics, and she looks hot...we'd msg'd before so I kinda knew the profile and who they were...but we'd never met. He says he'll send an uber to pick me up. Cool. And asked how much time I needed. I said 15 min. Hopped out of bed...jumped in the shower...and the car arrives. They live in the 'burbs west of Chicago so it's like a 25 min ride. I get to their house..and he sends me down to the basement. The house was nice...but the basement could've be a swing club, full wet bar, pool table, card room, wine cellar, theater with a GIANT screen. Before I headed down he told me I should just
start fucking her right way. Cool. I walk into the theater...there's a Blacked porn scene playing of the big screen and laying on a bean bag is arguably the HOTTEST wife I've seen. No kidding she's bangin' ...dark hair, tight, tight body, BIG fake titties, beautiful. Here's the kicker..... it's a SURPRISE. She had no idea I was coming. No idea. So...at first she's a bit taken back...and I can't blame her. She went up to talk to him...and came down a few min later...not seeming like she was into it. But...I figured, I'm here, she's hot, so I might as well try. So...I spit some game, telling her how sexy she is...and getting closer with some touching and rubbing...and slowly I can tell she's warming up...a glass of wine later and she's warming up more and more. By now we're laying next to each other and I know she feels how hard I am...and it's on. We end up fucking on the bean bag and then more on a bed they had down there. We fuck, then talk, and then fuck some more...turns out in addition to being smoking hot, she's also cool as hell and a lot of fun to talk to.
When it was over he called another uber and I went home. Just like that. Can't wait for the next time.
The Worst? Hmmmm....I won't count the flakes. There was this one couple I met when I was living on the east coast. We met via a swing site. Their profile and pics seemed cool...so we set a date. They lived like 40 min away...so when the day arrived I drove over to their house. It looked normal from the outside. But when I walked in...it was the dirtiest house I'd ever seen...it was like they never cleaned, garbage overflowing, dirty diapers, smelled like cat piss ect... It was so bad I didn't want to sit down anywhere. I ended up staying for a few min. But then made an excuse and nearly ran out...lol.
Another top time.... this was back in the CL days. I'd answered an ad looking for a guy to come over during lunch, dressed in business attire, with very little talking wanted. A come in bang the wife and go type of deal. Cool. This was back in the day(early 2000's) so I was still fairly new to all this.
The ad said the lucky lady was a nurse, 5'5" 120lbs, blonde, with big natural double d's. Ok. Sounds great, I thought..even as a newbie I knew to take things with grain of salt...I wasn't expecting what the ad said. But...it was just a few blocks from my house at the time so I figured, what did I have to lose?
So...the day arrives. I get dressed in the proper attire and walk over. I get buzzed in a head up. I knock on the door and it's opened by this fucking beautiful 5'5" 120lbs blonde in a sexy Halloween type nurse's outfit. It was a downtown loft apartment with the exposed brick and a wide open layout...and smelled of cookies. As per the ad there was very little talking. We went straight to the bedroom and had fun. A lot of fun. I came like three times. When it was over...very little was said again...I got dressed. She kissed and thanked me, offered me a fresh baked cookie. And away I went. LOL...hot.
And...I gotta add something that just happened a few days ago.
So...it's like 9 in the morning, I get a kik msg from a guy asking what I'm doing and if I wanted to come and do his wife...he sends some pics, and she looks hot...we'd msg'd before so I kinda knew the profile and who they were...but we'd never met. He says he'll send an uber to pick me up. Cool. And asked how much time I needed. I said 15 min. Hopped out of bed...jumped in the shower...and the car arrives. They live in the 'burbs west of Chicago so it's like a 25 min ride. I get to their house..and he sends me down to the basement. The house was nice...but the basement could've be a swing club, full wet bar, pool table, card room, wine cellar, theater with a GIANT screen. Before I headed down he told me I should just
start fucking her right way. Cool. I walk into the theater...there's a Blacked porn scene playing of the big screen and laying on a bean bag is arguably the HOTTEST wife I've seen. No kidding she's bangin' ...dark hair, tight, tight body, BIG fake titties, beautiful. Here's the kicker..... it's a SURPRISE. She had no idea I was coming. No idea. So...at first she's a bit taken back...and I can't blame her. She went up to talk to him...and came down a few min later...not seeming like she was into it. But...I figured, I'm here, she's hot, so I might as well try. So...I spit some game, telling her how sexy she is...and getting closer with some touching and rubbing...and slowly I can tell she's warming up...a glass of wine later and she's warming up more and more. By now we're laying next to each other and I know she feels how hard I am...and it's on. We end up fucking on the bean bag and then more on a bed they had down there. We fuck, then talk, and then fuck some more...turns out in addition to being smoking hot, she's also cool as hell and a lot of fun to talk to.
When it was over he called another uber and I went home. Just like that. Can't wait for the next time.
The Worst? Hmmmm....I won't count the flakes. There was this one couple I met when I was living on the east coast. We met via a swing site. Their profile and pics seemed cool...so we set a date. They lived like 40 min away...so when the day arrived I drove over to their house. It looked normal from the outside. But when I walked in...it was the dirtiest house I'd ever seen...it was like they never cleaned, garbage overflowing, dirty diapers, smelled like cat piss ect... It was so bad I didn't want to sit down anywhere. I ended up staying for a few min. But then made an excuse and nearly ran out...lol.
