A few experiences/feelings that the average male probably doesn't relate to, ha ha:
- Walking in on your girlfriend having sex with or giving head to another man... and apologizing for interrupting!
- Fully believing that her black bull deserves to fuck your girlfriend
- Seeing an attractive girl and instead of thinking "I want to fuck her" thinking "I want the same black man who fucks my girlfriend to fuck her too."
- Inviting your crush to a college party, not even trying to fuck her, and then offering to pay for her Uber when she goes home with a black guy
- Being proud to say that...
- ZERO girls have swallowed your cum
- It's been five years since you've had sex
- It's been five years since you've had head
- You can count the number of times you've gotten a blowjob or had sex in your whole life on one hand
- Listening to the sounds of a black man pounding your girlfriend while you do both of their laundry.
- Washing dishes while your girlfriend's bull hangs out with her in the living room.
- Getting berated in front of your girlfriend while her spit is still on his dick.
- ...and suggesting to him that he fuck your girlfriend to calm down. I practically begged her bull to just go back in the living room and go back to having my gf suck his dick when I broke a plate the other day. He eventually did... before taking her to the bedroom and hate fucking her. I had to pay for the plate too.
- Cancelling plans because her bull wants to fuck her, and fully believing that him getting to fuck is more important that what you were doing.
- Your girlfriend leaves the house with red lipstick on, and an hour or two later you get a SnapChat of a black dick... with red lipstick on it.
- ...and you reply, "nice man. you deserve it! that thing needs daily blowjobs, ha ha"
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