I told you It was Big

Here's what I don't understand ... all these guys posting their unusually large Big, Black Dicks. If I had a dick the size of theirs, there's a couple things would be a fact ...
#1 I wouldn't have to be on a b2w website LOOKING for chicks to hook up with, as the line would be as long as the ticket line at a Rolling Stones concert of chicks wanting to sample my awesome staff, and
#2 I'd probably be getting paid making a professional living in the pornography business.
And as they often say ...
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this is a site where you can advertise your dick size. I can't walk down the street with it hanging out. Girls can show off cleavage and all their assets, it's hard for a guy to do so.
 
this is a site where you can advertise your dick size. I can't walk down the street with it hanging out. Girls can show off cleavage and all their assets, it's hard for a guy to do so.
I think if you was to take a survey of "real" women, you'll find that women regularly are checking out a man's "package" as they call it. And when they see one, they are the ones to initiate conversation! Reminds me of a lit'l funny story ...

Bill's friend, Tru', noticed when they went to the beach that Bill was always attracting women to him. Tru' didn't seem to be so lucky, so he asked his friend for help.
Bill said, I'll tell you what, tomorrow buy yourself a nice banana and stick it in your pants before you come out to the beach. Tru' did just that, and found that not only was he not attracting any more girls to talk to him as he had in the past, but that the ones he use to approach would turn their backs and walk away. Tru' was really upset so he goes back to complain to his friend, Bill.
Bill takes one look, laughs, and says "You idiot, next time try putting the banana in the front of your pants, not the back." gif_YellowBall-laughing6.gif
 
I think if you was to take a survey of "real" women, you'll find that women regularly are checking out a man's "package" as they call it. And when they see one, they are the ones to initiate conversation! Reminds me of a lit'l funny story ...

Bill's friend, Tru', noticed when they went to the beach that Bill was always attracting women to him. Tru' didn't seem to be so lucky, so he asked his friend for help.
Bill said, I'll tell you what, tomorrow buy yourself a nice banana and stick it in your pants before you come out to the beach. Tru' did just that, and found that not only was he not attracting any more girls to talk to him as he had in the past, but that the ones he use to approach would turn their backs and walk away. Tru' was really upset so he goes back to complain to his friend, Bill.
Bill takes one look, laughs, and says "You idiot, next time try putting the banana in the front of your pants, not the back." View attachment 568538
Yes, very funny Groucho. And I've caught girls looking at my bulge before. However, until there's something for men to wear to show off their dick in a way equivalent to cleavage, it's still harder to advertise.
 
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