Put in my place?

I just had to tell what happened to me yesterday. I was at Wal-Mart of all places and I saw a big black man with an attractive white woman. I looked at the guy wishing I was him kinda thing and looked at the woman and she looked at me which is all fine and good but then she very obviously looks down at my groin and looks up and smirked at me like I'm... well I don't know exactly what she was thinking but I have a good idea, it was an embarrassing situation. So I looked at her big boobs and got out of there lol
well I had to get something good out of an embarrassing situation