LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmm what the fuck is this? What happened? Why!!!
Wife: This is my new friend Tyrone. Isnt he handsome.
Husband. Well F#uck me. I cant believe this crap!
Wife: Well my little cucky, Wait til Tyrone gives a good work out!
Husband: Darling did you say something? I'm working on my truck and I found a broken flux capacitor.
Wife: ISN'T THERE ONE DAMN THING I CAN DO OR SAY THAT WILL MAKE YOU JEALOUS?????
Husband: No. And come home right now and make me a sammich.
Wife: Yes dear.

 

[Imagination]

 

[Mistertinycuck]

Wife: Hi honey!

Husband: What the f is going on?

Wife: I am in a lingerie shop.

Husband: And who are those men? The cashiers?

Wife: No silly. They were outside the shop and I asked them their opinion.

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That woman belongs in the ‘wives you would never suspect’ thread.

She’s beautiful.

 

[Ebonythunder]

That woman belongs in the ‘wives you would never suspect’ thread.

She’s beautiful.

Thank you! This picture is perfect. Thank you for appreciating older ladies.

 

[pagnswinger]

I’m going to think of a caption for this one.

"Ain't no sense in going back...Jodi's got your Cadillac!"

 

[artgirl]

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honeybunch
Husband: I thought you were going out with your friends? Whats going on?
Wife: Didn't I tell you that Darnell is one of the friends?
Husband: Noooooo you didn't! And why is he kissing you?
Wife: Because he can and he is warming me up for later. When we are done, I will come homeso you can clean me up.
Husband: You're such a good wife.

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: What in the hell is going on here?
Wife: Honey, you wont believe this! These guys are magicians!!
Husband: What in the world???? Why are you nude?
Wife: I told you, they are magicians. I was walking down to the beach and when I went by them, I
had an urge to take off my clothes. It was like by magic!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Wow! You're looking great. But why are you nude?
Wife: I am with Tyrone.
Husband: Tyrone? Who is he?
Wife: My new Bull. I'll be back home soon. Then you can do cleanup on me.
Husband: You're such a good wife!

 

[kicbackandcum2]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Wow! You're looking great. But why are you nude?
Wife: I am with Tyrone.
Husband: Tyrone? Who is he?
Wife: My new Bull. I'll be back home soon. Then you can do cleanup on me.
Husband: You're such a good wife!

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Sarah Palin?

 

[Ebonythunder]

Sarah Palin?

No.

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi Honey bunch!
Husband: Oh my gosh, whats going on?
Wife: I'm at Tyrones house. H invited me to get into the pool
Husband: Who is the other guy????
Wife: A friend. They just dared me to take off my top.
Husband. Don't tell me they will be friends with benefits.
Wife: Yes indeed!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmm whats going on here?
Wife: Well cucky, I'm with Darnell and Tyrone. And both are going to make love to me and do it far better then you!
Husband: What the f!!! God Damn it!!! I cant believe you're doing this to me!!! This ain't cool or good!!!
Wife: LOL cucky, you wanted me to go black and this is whats going to happen.
Husband: Honey, were you saying something to me? I'm watching baseball and the team I put a hundred down on just gave up 3 runs.
Wife: F*uck you!!!! You cuck piece of crap! Nothing makes you jealous!
Husband: When you get home, make me a sammich!
Wife: Tyrone and Darnell are going to sandwhich me too!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hey bud, this is Darnell. I’m her bull. I’m using her phone.
Husband: what in tarnation is going on?
Wife: your wife cannot shut up! She’s talking about s*hit I don’t care about.
Husband: I feel your pain. Why not put your cock in her mouth to stop her yapping?
Wife: I did and she still kept yacking.
Husband: can’t help ya then.
Wife; Now I am f*ucked!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: hi honey!
Husband: ummmm what’s this all about?
Wife: That’s Darnell. I’m always happy when I’m with him.
Husband; Good god! Now I’m f*ucking pissed. This can’t happen! Dammmittt!!!
Wife: getting jealous? You worthless cuck. I’m with a real man.
Husband. Darling we’re you saying something? I’m playing a video game and I stupidly led my squad into an ambush and we got slaughtered!
Wife; why can’t you ever get jealous???
Husband: come home and make me a sammich!
Darnell. You know what, I want a sammich too!
Wife F*UCK BOTH OF YOU!
Husband: I want a pastrami on rye.
Darnell: I will second that too!
Wife: ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

 

[King Shango]

Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Wow! You're looking great. But why are you nude?
Wife: I am with Tyrone.
Husband: Tyrone? Who is he?
Wife: My new Bull. I'll be back home soon. Then you can do cleanup on me.
Husband: You're such a good wife!

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If only Sarah Palin were that gorgeous!!!

 

[King Shango]

Sending her husband a snapshot of the aftermath of getting Blacked.

 

[Ebonythunder]

If only Sarah Palin were that gorgeous!!!

She is very attractive.

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi Honey!
Husband: Ummm, whats this all about?
Wife. This is how big Tyrones c*ock is!
Husband. Is that so? Well I have something smaller than him, but will make you far more excited.
Wife: You mean your tiny dick? LOL
Husband: No silly. I miscalculated our taxes and we got a huge refund. I am holding the check in my hands. And we are going to get you a new car.
Wife: Be right home! Love you!

 

[Ebonythunder]

Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Good gawd, wtf did you just send me?
Wife: That's Mike. The manager where I work. He's the one who hired me, remember?
Husband: I remember now. You said you are a cocktail waitress.
Wife: Exactly.
Husband: But who is taking the picture?
Wife: The busboy. And he will be next.