You can fuck me tooWife: Hi my love
Husband: What the f*ing hell is going on? You said you're going to church???? Dammit!
Wife? I am. At the church of black cock!
Husband: I suppose you're doing missionary work too?
Wife: Well I am in that position.
Husband: And I suppose you screamed "Jesus Christ I'm coming", and he is holding you down from floating?
Wife: I guess so.
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Wish I was her sucking that beautiful BBC and swallowing his loadWife: Hi honey. You like?
Husband: I'm playing my video game.
Wife: You useless cuck!
Husband. That may be. Now finish up with him and come home and make me some dinner.
Wife: Yes dear! Love you!
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Wish I was you
niicceeWife:Hi honey!
Husband: Hi! what am I looking at?
Wife: I'm riding Darnell. Giving him the best ride of his life.
Husband: FUUU***CCCCKKKKK!!!
Wife: A little bit of jealousy? You worthless cuck!
Husband. Ummmm what did you say dear? I'm playing my video
game right now and a Nazi trooper is throwing a hand grenade
at me!
Wife: FU*CK YOU CUCK SH*T!!
Husband: When you're done, can you come right home and cook me some dinner?
Wife: Anything for you honey!
Darnell: You sir are no cuck. You are Captain savage!
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Creative writing is good. Lolniiccee
I’m going to think of a caption for this one.
Wife: I’m with Darius at the beach.