LET'S SEND A PICTURE TO YOUR HUSBAND!

Wife: Hi honey. Like my new outfit?

Husband: Well yes but do you have to wear it outside?

Wife: Of course. My bull told me to wear it.

Husband: Bull? Whats that?

Wife: My new master , I mean boss. I will tell you about it later.

Husband: Ummmm, I'm wondering about something. Who took the picture?

Wife: My bull did, sillly.

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Wife: Hi honey

Husband: What the f??????

Wife: Honey, Hes a magician and a gambler

Husband: what the double f is going on????

Wife: He magically made me want to take off my clothes. And then he bet me $20 I
would not send you a picture of us.

Husband: Is that so?

Wife: He now bet me $20 that he can put all of his cock inside me. I accept the bet.

Husband: [moans as he cums in his pants]

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Wife: Hi honey.

Husband: Ummmmm what's this all about?

Wife: Cheryl and I just finished drinking at the club, and these two gentleman said they would e*scort us back to our beds .... oopppps, I mean hotel rooms.

Husband: B*ullshit!!!

Wife: Yes they are bulls. I will text you in the morning cucky!

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Wife: Hello honey!

Husband: what the f!!! I thought you went to the doctor for a mammogram!!!!

Wife; I am there!

Husband: BS!!!!

Wife: This is Dr Marques. He’s a doctor of love. And he is examining my boobs for lumps.

Husband: oh yeah? Then what’s up with the toothpaste?? Huhhhh??

Wife: he told me to brush because my breath smells bad from licking His asshole.

Husband: ARRRRGHGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!


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Wife: Hi honey

Husband: What the F am I seeing.

Wife: That's Tyrell!

Husband: That's nice. Enjoy yourself. Im going back to the video game.

Wife : F*CK YOU AS*HOLE CUCK!

Husband: One more thing, when you get home, make me a sammich.

Wife: F YOU!!!! F YOU!!!!!

Tyrell: Now that he mentioned it, I'd like a sammich too.

Wife: F YOU TO!!!! F YOU TO!!!!!


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