Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Ummmm what the fuck is this? What happened? Why!!!
Wife: This is my new friend Tyrone. Isnt he handsome.
Husband. Well F#uck me. I cant believe this crap!
Wife: Well my little cucky, Wait til Tyrone gives a good work out!
Husband: Darling did you say something? I'm working on my truck and I found a broken flux capacitor.
Wife: ISN'T THERE ONE DAMN THING I CAN DO OR SAY THAT WILL MAKE YOU JEALOUS?????
Husband: No. And come home right now and make me a sammich.
Wife: Yes dear.
Husband: Ummmm what the fuck is this? What happened? Why!!!
Wife: This is my new friend Tyrone. Isnt he handsome.
Husband. Well F#uck me. I cant believe this crap!
Wife: Well my little cucky, Wait til Tyrone gives a good work out!
Husband: Darling did you say something? I'm working on my truck and I found a broken flux capacitor.
Wife: ISN'T THERE ONE DAMN THING I CAN DO OR SAY THAT WILL MAKE YOU JEALOUS?????
Husband: No. And come home right now and make me a sammich.
Wife: Yes dear.