I love eating pussy. My only quirk is that they have to be shaved or short hair
Reminds me of the noodles joke!
This guy orders soup at a restaurant, and half way through eating his soup he slams his spoon down and starts yelling
"there's a HAIR in my soup, damn it!" The owner runs over and tries to calm him down and said
"I'm so sorry, I'll get you another bowl" ... the guy isn't going to be quietened down, however, and loudly says,
"I don't want another damn bowl of soup, and I'm not paying for my dinner, either" ... then stomps out of the restaurant.
The owner follows after the man, but then notices he cuts up an alleyway and walks into a well known whorehouse. After a few minutes the owner goes into the whorehouse and opens the door to the room the rather loud gentleman had entered, and there he was ... between a whore's legs, eating away at her pussy.
This really pissed the restaurant owner off as he spoke up ...
"You lowdown, SOB, there you were moments ago bitching about one little hair in your soup, now LOOK AT YOU ... eating that hairy pussy". The man looks up from the pussy and yells back ...
"yeah, and if I find a noodle in this pussy, I ain't paying for it either."