Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Ummmm whats am I looking at?
Wife: That's Darnell. Hes going to fuck me good.
Husband. OHHHH F*UCK. WHAT HAVE I DONE?????
Wife: Darling, youre the one who set me up with Darnell. Now you realize that youve become my cucky.
Husband: F*UUUCKKK!!!! Oh No!!!! How do I get out of it????
Wife: Too late now. Were going into his bedroom now.
Husband. Honey were you saying something to me? I'm playing my video game and I wandered into a minefield and my tank has one of the treads blown clean off.
Wife: F*UCK OFF YOU CUCK!!! YOU DON'T CARE!!!
Husband: Once you're done with your wanna be bull, head home and stop off at the store to get my favorite b*eer.
Wife: Yes dear. You're always the alpha male in our family.
Darnell: Sir, you are no cuck. You're captain savage!!!!
Husband: Ummmm whats am I looking at?
Wife: That's Darnell. Hes going to fuck me good.
Husband. OHHHH F*UCK. WHAT HAVE I DONE?????
Wife: Darling, youre the one who set me up with Darnell. Now you realize that youve become my cucky.
Husband: F*UUUCKKK!!!! Oh No!!!! How do I get out of it????
Wife: Too late now. Were going into his bedroom now.
Husband. Honey were you saying something to me? I'm playing my video game and I wandered into a minefield and my tank has one of the treads blown clean off.
Wife: F*UCK OFF YOU CUCK!!! YOU DON'T CARE!!!
Husband: Once you're done with your wanna be bull, head home and stop off at the store to get my favorite b*eer.
Wife: Yes dear. You're always the alpha male in our family.
Darnell: Sir, you are no cuck. You're captain savage!!!!
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