Fellas have you ever faked it?

[Jdingo619]

Fellas have you ever faked an orgasm just so you could end that sex session because it was terrible and you just wanted it to end?

Have you ever faked enjoying any part of sexual of activity with a woman before and tolerated it because regardless of how bad she was you still wanted to beat that pussy up? (Did she have painful head and kept catching you with her teeth, or a terrible hand job, or did she grind on you so crazy you thought that she was gonna break your dick, did she suck your balls so hard it was absolute *******?)

Fellas tell us your story or a story you heard from some other guys!

 

[bbcalpha]

Yeah but no big dick can fix emotions, and clearly she was not there emotionally. And it probably was not the bull's fault.

Wait, I'm confused. She want you or her husband to want her? Seems she was telling you that about her husband,but not sure.

My friend no girl in the world could ever have a blank look on her face, if she`s being fucked by a real big hard black cock man, now with a tiny dick black man 100% she can have that look lol

 

[NEXTdoorBBC]

My friend no girl in the world could ever have a blank look on her face, if she`s being fucked by a real big hard black cock man, now with a tiny dick black man 100% she can have that look lol

Sounds like the words of a cuck.

 

[artgirl]

I read this thread with interest, Men faking a orgasm. I think of all the throbbing cocks and the feeling of hot sperm hitting inside. So understandably how one could fake that is of great interest. But it seems the thread got off the subject in many of the responses.
Actually the definition of a male orgasm is at the point the male ejaculates, how could one ever fake that. Some comments about spitting in your hand, funny because if your having sex with anyone who doesn't know spit from sperm you shouldn't be.

 

[Darkjumper]

I read this thread with interest, Men faking a orgasm. I think of all the throbbing cocks and the feeling of hot sperm hitting inside. So understandably how one could fake that is of great interest. But it seems the thread got off the subject in many of the responses.
Actually the definition of a male orgasm is at the point the male ejaculates, how could one ever fake that. Some comments about spitting in your hand, funny because if your having sex with anyone who doesn't know spit from sperm you shouldn't be.

Glad I'm not the only that share your view. Just does not add up. Any woman that does not know when a man is faking (although to me it's not possible), is definitely far withdrawn from reality if she believes that. Now if you as man do cum, and nothing comes out, you need to see a doctor. I know you can get to a point that after cumming so many times in a period of time and not giving time to replenish, you will still eject some fluid, but it will be almost clear and very little. But hey, more power to anyone that can pull off faking and get away with it. You are either Houdini or David Copperfield lol.

 

[cer3al]

Fellas have you ever faked an orgasm just so you could end that sex session because it was terrible and you just wanted it to end?

Have you ever faked enjoying any part of sexual of activity with a woman before and tolerated it because regardless of how bad she was you still wanted to beat that pussy up? (Did she have painful head and kept catching you with her teeth, or a terrible hand job, or did she grind on you so crazy you thought that she was gonna break your dick, did she suck your balls so hard it was absolute *******?)

Fellas tell us your story or a story you heard from some other guys!

I did! When you in there for ever and feel its going softer than closer to cum.... same way when shes tired if having me and starts to moan louder to make me more horny

 

[kayleeval]

Yes. When I was having sex with women: I would constantly think about being her just to finish the orgasm.

 

[Darkjumper]

I guess the question should be have you ever faked and got away with it? I am not buying it that any smart woman, or if she is in tune with the person and paying attention would fall for that. If you are inside her, she should feel your dick pulse and the cum flowing in her. Most women would either want you cum on or in her. I just don't see it going over too well you saying you came and have nothing to show for it unless she doesn't care. But hey, again, all you experts of misdirection, more power to you.

 

[Nitroman]

Regular couple that I used to meet twice/thrice a year.

Was told it was "that time of the month" when I arrived, after they booked an expensive room & she had flown in from out of the country.

Culturally, it is something we don't do. But I ****** myself just to make her happy. They're generally the coolest people. Ended up getting her on doggy, saw more than I should have, faked coming like am Oscar nominee...got off removed condom, wrapped it in toilet paper quickly

She did sense something I think but was she was polite as usual and I felt bad that she felt bad. Hugged, kissed goodbye, explained to hubby when we were outside the room, when he walked me out...

We still met three more times after that

 

[Darkjumper]

Regular couple that I used to meet twice/thrice a year.

Was told it was "that time of the month" when I arrived, after they booked an expensive room & she had flown in from out of the country.

Culturally, it is something we don't do. But I ****** myself just to make her happy. They're generally the coolest people. Ended up getting her on doggy, saw more than I should have, faked coming like am Oscar nominee...got off removed condom, wrapped it in toilet paper quickly

She did sense something I think but was she was polite as usual and I felt bad that she felt bad. Hugged, kissed goodbye, explained to hubby when we were outside the room, when he walked me out...

We still met three more times after that

Well yeah in condom you could probably get away with, and even then, depending on the situation,you might not. Now in that scenario you just mentioned, ******* was your saving grace. You still a better man than me. I don't walk the red carpet, I don't mess with little red riding hood, and definitely don't eat ketchup.

 

[Nitroman]

Well yeah in condom you could probably get away with, and even then, depending on the situation,you might not. Now in that scenario you just mentioned, ******* was your saving grace. You still a better man than me. I don't walk the red carpet, I don't mess with little red riding hood, and definitely don't eat ketchup.

You have interesting idioms

Was half shocked, half peer pressured to go along with it because I was told by the hubby just when walking into their room. Worst decision coz the brother down there was just soft and half erect in protest. Should be up there with my worst, uncomfortable sexual experiences.

Only time I've ever faked cuming

 

[Darkjumper]

You have interesting idioms

Was half shocked, half peer pressured to go along with it because I was told by the hubby just when walking into their room. Worst decision coz the brother down there was just soft and half erect in protest. Should be up there with my worst, uncomfortable sexual experiences.

Only time I've ever faked cuming

Well you took one for the team. Yeah no red light running for me lol. There gave you one more haha.

 

[Charles Hardwood]

I've never faked it but I have had points where I had to close my eyes and start imagining another girl or a more sexually exciting situation because the girl was really dull.

 

[BlackCuckquean]

Oh my, this is my worse nightmare. Imagine being so ugly as a woman or so ******* in bed that a man can’t even cum and he has to fake it.

 

[425oldsmar]

Yep she was a dead fish
I faked it and than masterbated later my hand was much better

 

[Jdingo619]

Oh my, this is my worse nightmare. Imagine being so ugly as a woman or so ******* in bed that a man can’t even cum and he has to fake it.

Look the only thing almost as sexy as a woman with porn star skills is a woman who will let you do just about anything thing to her without any objection just lube it up!

Don't worry about looks because if I'm fucking you then obviously I'm either intoxicated or me and my dick are having a disagreement about your fuckable potential!

You just can't be no star fish and telling a guy no too then yeah the dick will deflate like a blow up bed with Lizzo on it!

 

[BlackCuckquean]

Look the only thing almost as sexy as a woman with porn star skills is a woman who will let you do just about anything thing to her without any objection just lube it up!

Don't worry about looks because if I'm fucking you then obviously I'm either intoxicated or me and my dick are having a disagreement about your fuckable potential!

That’s the thing. I don’t think I’m like this lol.

 

[MagicMikeATX]

Fellas have you ever faked an orgasm just so you could end that sex session because it was terrible and you just wanted it to end?

Have you ever faked enjoying any part of sexual of activity with a woman before and tolerated it because regardless of how bad she was you still wanted to beat that pussy up? (Did she have painful head and kept catching you with her teeth, or a terrible hand job, or did she grind on you so crazy you thought that she was gonna break your dick, did she suck your balls so hard it was absolute *******?)

Fellas tell us your story or a story you heard from some other guys!

Nah man, I can't FAKE what I do

when I cum... my ******* is like a WAR CRY like a Warrior on the battlefield who has just conquered pussy for Glory, for Sparta! LMAO pretty hard to fake that!

if I'm not feeling it... it's just going to be a non-eventful nut-busting

otherwise I'm waking up the neighbors!