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Oneco

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My homeboy of 5 years now, had been dicking down the girls i dated. He finally admitted it to me. I told him I was not surprised nor angry, instead I apologized to him for not being supportive of his conquests. I also told him to continue thinking with his dick. I don't know, I think he is the kind of dude who should get all the pussy all the time. He laughed at how I used to kiss those hoes after they gave sloppy head.
 
Reminds me of a guy who in a very ******* state once said to a friend of his "I know you fucked my ex because she said you often brought her to orgasms. Honestly I say I never did. You are my best friend and now I give you permission to fuck any future girlfriends I may have." Well, perhaps not literally, but that's the essence. :ROFLMAO: Made my jaw drop and me spill my ******* at that moment. :D
 
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