A lil humor today!
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A policewoman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A *******.
"It's not my fault" I said "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again".
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" she laughed.
I said "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then". she smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, she looked at me and said "Well, show me your pocket then". "What for...?" I asked.
She said "The *******".
I said "What *******...?"
"It's not my fault" I said "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again".
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" she laughed.
I said "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
"Go on then". she smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, she looked at me and said "Well, show me your pocket then". "What for...?" I asked.
She said "The *******".
I said "What *******...?"
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