A lil humor today!
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Jackmeoff
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Oh, my god, NO!
god bless america
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a living will.
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug" the man says.
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug" the man says.
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks.
Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm".
"But it stinks!" she exclaims.
"So hold its nose!"
Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm".
"But it stinks!" she exclaims.
"So hold its nose!"
A genuine - RIPPER !!!!!!
insatia-bull
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insatia-bull
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insatia-bull
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Nothing to see here, just a black guy performing the Heimlich maneuver on some white guys wife.
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