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Albert had lead a quiet and small conservative accountant's life but now he was determined leave all that behind and really be man. Eager to get laid ... and Albert didn't get laid very often ... he got a friend to set him up with a gorgeous blind date. It didn't go quite like he had...

Following a hotly contested debate, the white majority in congress agreed to modify the definition of marriage to more closely conform to the modern American experience.

You want to put it where? .

Masters and Johnson's descendants recently released a new survey showing a definitive difference in penis use between whites and blacks.

Albert finally took his wife on a vacation. He loved the way she didn't mind that he happily played with the SkiDoo on his own for hours on end.

Public outrage grew in 2017 when yet another tax payer funded study was commissioned to find the reason so many white boys can't find a date on Saturday night.

The white guy in room "2 c" has been waiting hours for his pain meds but there appears to be a shortage of nurses today.

You take the car honey ... and don't wait up. I'm sure one of the boys will be happy to give me a ride.

Albert felt a twinge of discomfort when his girl informed him she'd donated a few thousand from his checking account to the campaign ...

It had been years since the divorce. When Albert first saw the letter from his wife he had hopes that his she might be lonely like is was. He had visions of moving back in ... after years of therapy and AA meetings, Albert thought he might be happy again. But she had sent him a picture of...

Given the relatively equal numbers of white women and boys, depression counselors were at a loss as to why so many white boys couldn't find mates ... ...

Albert was rudely surprised by the divorce settlement but it was too late to appeal ...

Albert got really excited that the girls were so eager and happy with his arrival ... . . But then, suddenly shaken ... he remembered he had a tiny dick ...

. She lovingly insisted that she was 100% committed to the relationship and vowed to continue patiently explaining the rules no matter how long it took for him to understand ... . . . . .

. . . . Unfortunately, she wasn't available for a second run at the vice presidency ... in spite of her ample qualifications . . . she said "she'd never go back ... "

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Poor Albert turned 40 and couldn't seem to shake the pang of regrets gathered over a lifetime of shyness. So many chances he'd let slip by. There weren't really that many chances for Albert but he tried not to think about that. But now he had money. Now he had the power. Albert, in a sudden...

Albert hadn't had sex in months. Leroy had been fucking his girl most every night. Albert felt so emasculated he wasn't even sure if he still could. But tonight it would be different. Just him and her in their bed together. No Leroy. Albert called home. He had hesitated for hours but...

Johnny didn't tie the line off properly and fell 2,000 feet to the valley floor. A bit disoriented he muttered ... "this could be heaven or this could be hell" ...

Leroy hated sneaking around ... he was an honest fellow. So used her phone to share a real time pic with her newlywed hubby's Facebook page knowing he and all of his friends & family would see it before he was done. It seemed like the right thing to do. Her phone began to ring incessantly...