Whiteboy Stories.

A long time ago I had to do some serious budgeting and got rid of internet and cable. The worst thing about it was being away from the BM WF interracial movement online.

I was working in Providence and saw their giant porn store billboard and it gave me this crazy urge to go get a bunch of interracial porn because it had been a really long time. But I couldn’t do it then so I was going to have to come back later, and I always felt like such a bitch ass whiteboy buying interracial porn so I always went at night.

So I waited for night and drove an hour back to providence and it was like 11:30 or midnight and for some reason they were closed. It was a Sunday or something.

So I remembered there was a smaller porn shop down the road and thought I would go check that one and hope they were open.

I drove down and I was super happy to see their blinking porn lights on. Just driving there made my heart race and gave me anxiety and they were closed, so this was a big victory seeing them open. Wasn’t a waste of a long drive now.

Then I went in and I couldn’t believe it but the clerk or owner was a huge Black man and he was talking to his friend, a smaller black man at the counter.

I was already embarrassed now because I didn’t want to buy interracial porn off a Black men because I would feel so stupid. I walked around a very small porn shop pretending to be interested in other categories besides Black Kings fucking white girls. I was hoping for a miraculous shift change or something, but it never happened. I was walking around in there for about 45 minutes.

Finally I just had to bite the bullet and do it. I got six interracial DVDs and every single one of them had a big black dick in a white girl on the cover. Felt like a total bitch ass whiteboy the whole time.

He was cool and made it easy but put them all back down on the counter where his friend could see them. I’m sure they were making fun of me a lot after I left, but I did it.

If it were today I’d ask to chill and smoke some bud.
 
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