IRmovement
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Whiteboy here. 110% interracially woke. In 2012 I had to cut down some bills and had to drop cable and internet.
Six months in I was mad horny and my girlfriend and I broke up and I hadn’t seen interracial porn in forever. I was in Providence RI working for the day and saw their billboard for their huge porn store that’s open 24 hours a day. I decide even though I live all the way in Connecticut, I’m driving an hour back to buy some interracial porn.
Later that night I go to make the drive. I’m anxious the whole way there and mad nervous about walking into a porn store like always because I’m always going to look like a bitch ass whiteboy buying interracial porn. So I drive the hour there with like my adrenaline practically pumping and finally get to the big porn store open 24 hours a day.
It was closed.
Now I’m like fuck I drove all the way here…
But I remember there’s a smaller little porn shop a few miles down the road in this worse area of Providence. I say fuck it and decide I’m going there.
I find it, they’re open, I park and I head in.
And what do I see? A Black clerk (probably the owner) and his giant Black Bull friend who just looked like he had a 12 inch dick.
Now I’m like fuck fuck fuck… it’s bad enough buying BBC white girl porn from college students. Now the clerk is Black and he’s got his Big Black Friend here. I was dreading how bitch ass whiteboy embarrassed I was going to look.
I walked around that little ass porn shop for an hour trying to pretend I wasn’t only interested in the interracial section. Eventually I started thinking they were probably thinking I was mad sus just walking around this little porn shop for an hour but I was hoping for a miracle shift change or something.
Finally I had to just bite the bullet. I brought like six DVDs up and all of them had white girls and Big Black Dicks all over them. I’m this skinny whiteboy and I’m stuck there buying 15 hours of Black Kings dicking down white girls from two Black guys.
Was the longest most embarrassing transaction in a store ever.
Six months in I was mad horny and my girlfriend and I broke up and I hadn’t seen interracial porn in forever. I was in Providence RI working for the day and saw their billboard for their huge porn store that’s open 24 hours a day. I decide even though I live all the way in Connecticut, I’m driving an hour back to buy some interracial porn.
Later that night I go to make the drive. I’m anxious the whole way there and mad nervous about walking into a porn store like always because I’m always going to look like a bitch ass whiteboy buying interracial porn. So I drive the hour there with like my adrenaline practically pumping and finally get to the big porn store open 24 hours a day.
It was closed.
Now I’m like fuck I drove all the way here…
But I remember there’s a smaller little porn shop a few miles down the road in this worse area of Providence. I say fuck it and decide I’m going there.
I find it, they’re open, I park and I head in.
And what do I see? A Black clerk (probably the owner) and his giant Black Bull friend who just looked like he had a 12 inch dick.
Now I’m like fuck fuck fuck… it’s bad enough buying BBC white girl porn from college students. Now the clerk is Black and he’s got his Big Black Friend here. I was dreading how bitch ass whiteboy embarrassed I was going to look.
I walked around that little ass porn shop for an hour trying to pretend I wasn’t only interested in the interracial section. Eventually I started thinking they were probably thinking I was mad sus just walking around this little porn shop for an hour but I was hoping for a miracle shift change or something.
Finally I had to just bite the bullet. I brought like six DVDs up and all of them had white girls and Big Black Dicks all over them. I’m this skinny whiteboy and I’m stuck there buying 15 hours of Black Kings dicking down white girls from two Black guys.
Was the longest most embarrassing transaction in a store ever.
