The Ten Commandments of Sucking Dick

Where are the commandments for eating pussy? Based on the vast majority of comments the ratio of women to men who need advice on their oral skills does not skew toward the ladies.
@avaadore , you make a great point!
 
1. Lose your ego. In this moment, you are a cocksucker; embrace it. You will *******, spit up, and be covered in throat slime. The Man you’re servicing may treat you roughly, even rudely. Accept it. You’re a cocksucker with only one function: pleasing him. Do it without pride.
2. Tease him. Men love teasing and edging at the start of a blowjob. Their balls tighten and the juice within begins to churn in the anticipation of what is to come. Lick the head, especially the underside. Flick it with your tongue. Gently stroke the shaft with your hand every so often. Smile.
3. Eye contact. As you take his cock into your mouth, look up at him. A guy loves fucking holes, but eye contact makes you more submissive TO HIM and tells him that he is your Master.
4. No teeth. Obviously there will be some Men who like teeth running along the shaft of the cock, but that’s rare. Avoid it as much as possible. One trick is to extend your tongue out of your mouth slightly, providing protection from the lower teeth (and also opening the throat) as the cock slides in and out of your mouth.
5. Deepthroat. Not everyone manages to master deepthroating, but this is a skill that can be learned through training. Get a dildo and train your gag reflex. Push yourself. You can improve. Men want deepthroat, and you’re their cocksucker of the moment. Learn it.
6. Don’t forget the balls. A Man’s balls are the most sensitive part of his body. Why would a cocksucker neglect such an opportunity to please a Man or heighten his pleasure? Cradle them in your hand while sucking. Roll them around gently. Occasionally take your mouth off his cock and swirl your tongue over them. One added advantage of this is the more direct exposure to his testosterone-laced musk that concentrates around his balls, which will send you deeper into subspace.
7. No blueballing. Once you start to suck his cock, you’re in it until he squirts his last drop of cum. No complaining about aching jaws or a lack of interest. You’re a cocksucker (remember the first commandment) and you’re expected to do your job TO COMPLETION.
8. Moan and dirty talk. Moaning while sucking cock serves two functions: (a) it tells the Man how much you love the size and taste of it, and (b) the vibrations of your moans rising up from your throat stimulate his cock. You can occasionally tell him how much you love sucking his cock, but don’t overdo it! SHOW HIM you love it with your smiles and enthusiasm!
9. The Man does what he wants. It doesn’t matter what he wants to do, roll with it. He’s the Man and you’re his cocksucker. If he wants to throat-fuck you, fine. If he wants to slap his cock on your face or tongue, don’t object. This especially goes for his cumshot. If he wants to cum on your face, let him. If he wants to cum in your mouth …
10. You must swallow. Nothing upsets a Man more than seeing a cocksucker spit out his cum. It is an ugly and disrespectful rejection of his virility and Manhood. If you don’t like the taste, swallow it anyway. You will survive. Remember, you’re sucking this Man’s cock in order to please him, and his cumshot is your reward for a job well done. Swallow it with pride!
Your ******* honesty is arousing.
 
1. thou must have forplay', kissing, fingers,2. ask how she likes it done{not all women the same) 3. take your time set the mood relax her get the juices flowing4. kiss it ,lick it find her G spot lick the clit and suck gently 5. try the alphabet with your tongue on her clit from A to Z 6. for extra credit finger her pussy with the 3rd finger with a come hither motion while you lick her clit 7. Communicate with her connect with her sexually (you will be rewarded) 8, if she is open to it slide a finger in her asshole you will feel her pussy throbbing when she cums 9. enjoy what you are doing she will know if you just doing it to fuck. 10. once she cums Dont Stop grab her thighs and Continue to focus on that clit she will be doing everything possible to get you to stop . remember Every Woman is Different some take longer to cum than others be Ready to put the work in . please feel free to contact me directly for proper instructions
When doing the alphabet with your tongue, ask her if you're doing a good job. Say, baby, can you tell if this is an A? How about the B? Does this feel like a B? Here's the C baby. Like that?
 
When doing the alphabet with your tongue, ask her if you're doing a good job. Say, baby, can you tell if this is an A? How about the B? Does this feel like a B? Here's the C baby. Like that?
I've always liked the alphabet thing. I don't like verbal questioning stops. Ruins the rhythm. BUT...you give me an idea I'm just dying to try.

I'd tell her before I begin that I'm going to alphabet her clit with my tongue but NOT IN ORDER. She needs to say after each time what the letter is until she gets all 26. We keep this up until she gets all 26 and I make her cum. If she starts to cum before getting them all, I'll stop before. No matter how long it takes, we both win!!

Great inspiration @StevieGirl !!
 
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Agree! It might be for some but not this girl!
Funny....I just looked back at this thread and was pretty amazed how deep it got. I actually originally posted this for fun. I think that I saw it on Tumblr or something. There really wasn't any additional intent behind it. Wasn't meant to offend anyone. Was more tongue in cheek. Ciao!
 
Oh I differ to others but that list is way to harsh for me and I don’t find demeaning sex attractive. But to each thier own. If it works for you awesome!
 
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