I'll degrade the ******* out of you.
Here it comes:
I think you're cute and have a great body and are sexy for being married because sometimes that fades away, but not on you, and as far as being a slut I'm sure you're just a slut in bed and not in lifestyle choices and I would totally hit it then call you the next day to see if you wanted to go out sometime.
There
Take that you cumdumpster.