Wife: Hi honey
Husband: Whoa!!!!! What the f!
Wife: I'm with Tyrone and his friend.
Husband: Come on, come on!!!!!
Wife: Tyrone has a really big c*ock. It hurts!!!
Husband? Jesus f*ucking christ I cannot believe it!!!!
Wife: You wanted me to do this!
Husband: How did I screw this up. I cannot believe it. Why, why, why?
Wife: His cock hurts!
Husband: Darling, did you say something to me? I'm playing my WW2 warplane simulator and I tried to turn with a Japanese Zero fighter and stalled and promptly got shot down!!!! Grrrrr, a rookie mistake!
Wife: F*uck you!!!
Husband: I will let Tyrone do that.