Wife: Hi honey!
Husband: Jesus f*ucking christ, what the hell is going on?
Wife: I'm with Darnell and look at how big his love muscle is!.
Husband: I cant f*ucking believe what I am watching!
Wife: Get used to it you cuck!
Husband: Sorry hun, but were you saying something? I'm watching football and the team I have five hundred on just blew a 13 point lead in the 3rd quarter!
Wife: DAMN YOU!!!!! NOTHING I DO MAKES YOU JEALOUS!
Husband: Sorry Darling, what did you say?
Wife: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Husband: Jesus f*ucking christ, what the hell is going on?
Wife: I'm with Darnell and look at how big his love muscle is!.
Husband: I cant f*ucking believe what I am watching!
Wife: Get used to it you cuck!
Husband: Sorry hun, but were you saying something? I'm watching football and the team I have five hundred on just blew a 13 point lead in the 3rd quarter!
Wife: DAMN YOU!!!!! NOTHING I DO MAKES YOU JEALOUS!
Husband: Sorry Darling, what did you say?
Wife: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!