Hello, I'm looking for "Valkyrie"

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Hello

Great site you have here, respect to everybody who keep it running.

Let's get straight to business.

I'm looking for "Valkyrie" who can get me in "Valhalla". Don't waste your time Googling it. And I won't waist your time either so I'm willing to compensate anybody who can point me in the right direction. If there are "Valkyries" on here, I'm super eager to meet today (chat on here anytime, calls after 5PM)

I know this sounds either crazy or stupid (or both), but right person will know what I'm talking about. Once again, willing to compensate for solid information.

Thanks

Darius