Dirty jokes

[KinkyMACouple]

I would love to hear some great dirty jokes if you have them

 

[DarkDreamsNJ]

I would love to hear some great dirty jokes if you have them

why couldn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant?

 

[artgirl]

Me too, but telling them is risky, writing them down is a mistake.
So many words in great dirty jokes offend so many people these days. Every group or nut job has a list of words that are in fact words but not appropriate to say or write . Use them they use them against you. One has only to read or watch the news some person is being raked over the coals for something said or written.
Sadly most great dirty jokes contain one or often many of those words. Telling the joke without them just wouldn't be the same.

 

[mywayintermsofsex]

Words like "black man" you mean?

 

[Johnboy46]

Words like "black man" you mean?

I get called an "Old cunt", I don't take offence as I am "Old" and I am what I eat.

 

[migoodguy45]

why couldn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant?

Dont know why?

 

[Andrea38]

*sigh* I do not approve of "dirty jokes"....nevertheless....feeling very pressured,,,,I will submit......and use one of the classier ones a friend told me long ago....

Q: How do you tell if your roommate is gay?

 

[StacyZ]

Did you hear the one about the window you couldn’t see out of? Nevermind, its too dirty.

 

[mywayintermsofsex]

*sigh* I do not approve of "dirty jokes"....nevertheless....feeling very pressured,,,,I will submit......and use one of the classier ones a friend told me long ago....

Q: How do you tell if your roommate is gay?

A:

Did you hear the one about the window you couldn’t see out of? (...)

Nope. Tell us?!

 

[Andrea38]

Q: How do you tell if your roommate is gay?

A:

*sigh* see if his dick tastes like sh*t.

 

[mywayintermsofsex]

*sigh* see if his dick tastes like sh*t.

And the ultimate test if the roommates make a good match.

 

[mmbbc]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a ******* in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit “do you ever have a problem with ******* sticking to your fur?”. The rabbit says “no I don’t.” The bear then grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

 

[migoodguy45]

how do you make a pussy talk ? put a tongue in it.

 

[migoodguy45]

What is the difference between pussy and parsley ? who eats parsley

 

[migoodguy45]

Bull to Slut , would you suck my cock if i washed it? no baby, dirty cock sucker, you know it

 

[migoodguy45]

What does it mean when two women are having sex? It dont mean dick.

 

[HardBlackCandy]

What’s the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian? A Triscuit is a snack cracker, and a lesbian is a crack snacker

 

[425olds]

little boy and dad eating breakfast the ******* ask daddy daddy what does a light bulb taste like? The dad asked why would I know what a light bulb tastes like?
Last night I heard you tell mommy turn the light out and I'll eat it.