British thread!♠️

It doesn't bother me if the bull fucks my wife bareback and finishes into her lovely pussy.
But if he does such a mess on my car's seat I will get very angry! 😡
It happened years ago, but try explaining to your husband why the passenger seat in his Chrysler 5th Avenue (the one with the crushed velour dark red seats),,,wound up with a whitish looking crusted puddle of a stain on it.
P.S. If your husband has eaten cream pies out of you in the past, don’t be surprised when he doesn’t buy that it must’ve spilled when you laid your to go salad on the seat,,,he knows the difference in taste between ranch dressing and the cum that probably resulted the last time I went to get weed from our friend and dealer,,,like I said, it was years ago and now the weed is legal,,,it’s not like I get to do a lot of meeting in bowling alley parking lots (which is where it happened, LOL).
 
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