As I type this she’s in the bedroom with another man. Her best friend recently being single to divorce was going to experience her first Valentine’s Day alone. I told my wife to take her out to dinner and the bar. When she came home I had the guy she’s been lusting over already on his way over to our house. We talked and laughed for a while and when the time came she just smiled ear to ear and said you stay right in that chair and don’t move! My effin’ mind is reeling right now........