My wife: 'From the moment I met you, my body has ached for this.'
My wife's black boyfriend: 'The first time your husband arranged a date for us, I told him I would do this to you.'
My wife: 'You have changed my body forever. You are part of me now. We will be connected forever.'
My wife's black boyfriend: 'You're a beautiful woman and your husband is lucky to have you.'
My wife: 'Come here, babe. Thank you so much.'
My wife's black boyfriend: 'I've enjoyed making you pregnant.'
Me: 'Thank you so much for making my wife pregnant. I knew nature would take its course, sooner rather than later.'
My wife: 'Babe, I have a surprise for you.'
My wife's black boyfriend: 'Girl, I'm not surprised. I've flooded your fertile white body with my sperm.'
My wife: 'My husband will be so proud of me. Let's tell him together.'
My wife: 'Honey, we have something to show you. Look...'
Me: 'That is so quick! You two have only spent one night together.'
My wife's black boyfriend: 'Your wife is very fertile. You must be very proud of her.'
My wife's black boyfriend: 'This is where I will plant my seed Deep inside your wife's unprotected womb.'
My wife: 'Honey, will you still love me if my boyfriend makes me pregnant? I want it so, so much.'
Me: 'I will love you even more. You are the love of my life and I would be so proud if he...
My wife: 'Honey, I'm starting to worry, my period is very late.'
Me: 'You spent your last fertile weekend with your bull. Did you definitely take the morning after pill?'
My wife: 'Honey, I'm so, so sorry. I thought I would be alright.'
My wife: 'Happy anniversary, honey. My bull wanted to join us on our special night, because he is such an important part of our marriage. I hope that's alright.'
Me: 'Of course it is, babe. You look as beautiful as the day I married you in your wedding dress again. And you always look especially...
My wife: 'Honey, I love my black boyfriend so much. I just want him to mix his DNA with mine. My womb is aching for him.'
Me: 'Don't worry honey, I'm sure nature will take its course quickly. You are definitely ovulating today.'
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