Damn I didn't know whether to laugh or love that lol
I needed TWO Emojis
But yeah I had ms delivery girl limp walking home at 4am after I delivered some Hot Cream all over her
Note to admins: we need the option to choose more than one emoji. Ms. Delivery Girl chose the right work shift when she came to your place! It’s like every cheesy porn movie come to life (except hot since it was real!).
Note to admins: we need the option to choose more than one emoji. Ms. Delivery Girl chose the right work shift when she came to your place! It’s like every cheesy porn movie come to life (except hot since it was real!).
Note to admins: we need the option to choose more than one emoji. Ms. Delivery Girl chose the right work shift when she came to your place! It’s like every cheesy porn movie come to life (except hot since it was real!).
I’m still older than you. But yes, I am silly. Bordering on ridiculous at times. But how much hotter is it when you can fuck, laugh, and have a serious conversation simultaneously?!
Ok fine. You’re right. It is relevant. But what was your big pick up line to get her back a few days later? Or do you not need one? Lol. Just a “Hey girl, give me your number.”
Ok fine. You’re right. It is relevant. But what was your big pick up line to get her back a few days later? Or do you not need one? Lol. Just a “Hey girl, give me your number.”
Shiiit thats "Mike Lowry" he dont got to say Jackshit...He just got to Role up and say Bitch 5.0 Bad Boyz Bad Boyz whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when i cum in you!!
Ok fine. You’re right. It is relevant. But what was your big pick up line to get her back a few days later? Or do you not need one? Lol. Just a “Hey girl, give me your number.”
If you must know real talk she was wearing a tight Rick and Morty t-shirt hahaha I made one comment got her to laugh and I just finessed that into getting her Snapchat. Fellas know once you get that Snapchat.... D pics are soon to follow
AND I was her first black guy!
I wore that pussy out!
I’m still older than you. But yes, I am silly. Bordering on ridiculous at times. But how much hotter is it when you can fuck, laugh, and have a serious conversation simultaneously?!
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